Sean Levinson

Sean Levinson

Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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Men In Pakistan Make Curry Using Over 100 Dead Bodies They Dug Up
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Men In Pakistan Make Curry Using Over 100 Dead Bodies They Dug Up

Pakistan has decided that 2014 is probably a good time to officially declare cannibalism a crime. The two proposed laws were inspired by brothers Mohammad Arif Ali, 35, and Mohammad Farman Ali, 30, who were found last April to have dug up over 100 dead bodies from a local graveyard to feast upon. Residents of […]

High School Shooting In Washington Leaves Two Dead And Four Injured

High School Shooting In Washington Leaves Two Dead And Four Injured

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A high school student fatally shot himself and one other student at a Washington school just north of Seattle this morning. Up to four others were injured, all of whom are students. Shots were reported to have been fired at Marysville-Pilchuck High School at around 10:45 am. The Seattle Times reports that the shooter, believed […]

Cellist Eerily Plays A Duet With Her Own Brainwaves (Video)

Cellist Eerily Plays A Duet With Her Own Brainwaves (Video)

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Chicago Symphony Orchestra cellist Katinka Kleijn has composed a duet combining her cello with the sound her brainwaves make. She did this by way of an EPOC Neuroheadset, an electroencephalography (EEG) device containing 14 sensors that records the speed, volume and depth of her brain activity, the Chicago Reader reports. Sound engineer Ryan Ingebritsen and […]

WHO Says Doses Of Possible Ebola Vaccine Could Be Available By 2015

WHO Says Doses Of Possible Ebola Vaccine Could Be Available By 2015

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Millions of doses of two potential Ebola vaccines could be available by next year, the World Health Organization said on Friday. The two experimental vaccines made by GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) and the Canadian Public Health Agency are currently being tested in the US, UK and Mali, where Ebola recently spread this week. Should these vaccines prove […]

Even Tobacco Companies Are Telling Employees To Not Smoke Cigarettes

Even Tobacco Companies Are Telling Employees To Not Smoke Cigarettes

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The second-largest cigarette maker in the country has finally caved to health concerns and will begin to prohibit smoking in its offices. The Washington Post reports that Reynolds American Inc., makers of Camel, Kool and Pall Mall cigarettes, will not allow the use of cigarettes, cigars or pipes in its hallways and elevators as of […]

Nurse Who Contracted Ebola In Dallas Is Cured And Cleared To Go Home

Nurse Who Contracted Ebola In Dallas Is Cured And Cleared To Go Home

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The first Texas nurse to contract Ebola from the late Thomas Duncan is cured and ready to go home. NBC News reports 26-year-old Nina Pham, whose condition was upgraded to good earlier this week, will soon be leaving her containment unit at the National Institutes of Health hospital outside Washington, DC. Pham was diagnosed on […]

Dick Cheney May Be The One To Thank If We Get An Ebola Vaccine

Dick Cheney May Be The One To Thank If We Get An Ebola Vaccine

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There isn’t a vaccine for Ebola, but should one emerge, we may have the Bush Administration to thank. Former Vice President Dick Cheney became very fearful of bioterrorism after 9/11, when rumors surfaced that anthrax was going to be hidden in our mail. Later that year, Cheney asked Congress to devote billions of dollars to […]

Woman Lights Roommate On Fire After He Throws Out Her Spaghetti

Woman Lights Roommate On Fire After He Throws Out Her Spaghetti

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A Florida woman reportedly set her roommate on fire because he threw out her food. According to Bay News 9, 33-year-old Melissa Dawn Sellers of Clearwater was drinking with her roommate Carlos Ortiz, Jr., 42, when they got into a heated disagreement early Wednesday morning. Sellers threw nail polish remover on Ortiz and, using either […]

NYPD Threw Masks And Gloves From Ebola Scene In Street Garbage Can

NYPD Threw Masks And Gloves From Ebola Scene In Street Garbage Can

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NYPD officers who helped seal off the apartment of Ebola patient Dr. Craig Spencer last night were seen removing gloves and masks and placing them in a public trash can. What seems like an unspeakable act of ignorance is actually nothing to worry about, however, as the officers most likely did not enter Spencer’s apartment […]

Grandma Caught Selling Up To 100 Pounds Of Weed To Support Grandkids

Grandma Caught Selling Up To 100 Pounds Of Weed To Support Grandkids

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A 65-year-old Sarver, PA, grandmother pleaded guilty to selling around 100 pounds of marijuana over the past five years. Authorities first charged Candace Kelly of Butler County in October of 2013 when they discovered 64 pounds of hydroponically grown marijuana and approximately $393,000 in cash. Those charges were dropped, however, because the family said that police […]