Thank god we live in a time when sex toy shame is a thing of the past. Yep, in 2021 we’re all aware that using technology to get warmed up or get off is a very normal — not weird — part of being a human. But even the most sex toy-positive people among us probs prefer that their roommates, neighbors, and/or parents (hey, it’s expensive out there) are very much unaware of the steamy activity taking place wherever they prefer to get busy with their partner or themselves.
The good news is that technology has developed right alongside our love and appreciation for sex toys, and many on the market today are impressively quiet. That’s kind of a big deal considering that their little motors continue to crank out spine-tingling vibrations at intense speeds (you know, if that’s a thing you’re into) without all the noise.
You could do an internet search to find all of these quiet sex toy unicorns, but if you keep scrolling on down you’ll see that all the work is done for you. (You’re welcome.) And bonus, all of these superstars are 20% off for students (aka the people who appreciate a silent sex toy most) at Lovehoney.com. Below, seven of the quietest sex toys in existence. Happy shopping!
Welcome! You’ll like it here! A palm-sized, bullet-style vibe is a downright classic. It’s small, so you can hide it away in any drawer. Its little size also makes it perfect for partner play, since it easily fits between the two of you. This bb requires just one AAA battery, which isn’t a bad thing since you won’t have to wait for a charge if it dies right when you want to use it (the worst).
Everyone loves a buzzy toy, but this soft yet snug model ramps up the good feels that come with oral sex and hand jobs without a motor. It’s also the perfect, totally noise-free tool for solo sessions wherever — even in water. Just add a water-based lube (silicone might damage the toy, JFYI) for extra fun times.
Or the shower, hot tub, or pool. This fully waterproof, silicone, rechargeable model slips right on your finger, turning any digit into a sexy-time superhero. Like any smallish sex toy, this one is ideal for fitting in tight spaces while you get down with a partner. Also worth noting: It’s got a travel lock, so (even though it is super quiet) you won’t have to worry about it going off mid-TSA screening.
Le Rabbit targets the clitoris and G-spot with two separate motors and multiple settings. Between the two, there are literally 36 combinations of patterns and vibrations to work your way through — and who doesn’t like to explore? One satisfied reviewer says, “I can honestly say I have learned more about myself with this toy than anything or anyone else. It's amazing.” Love to see it.
This toy is perfect for trying the technique that involves almost climaxing, backing off, and then almost climaxing again… until you lose your mind. It encapsulates the top 3.5 inches of the head and shaft in silicone, provides a warming sensation, and six different rumbly vibration settings. Use it to get super close during foreplay with a partner or set it and forget it when you’re solo.
This model features ~air suction technology~, rather than straight-up vibes — so you can target le clitoris (thanks to the silky smooth silicone head) super precisely. There are six whole levels of super sexy suckiness (in the best way), which are even more mind-blowing with help of a little water-based lube. And, because it just needs a couple of AAA batteries, you'll never have to wait for it to charge up when the mood strikes.
Hello! It’s reversible! One side is ribbed for a more natural feel, while the other has tiny, flexible “fronds” that produce a more intense experience, if you will. While you can totally use this solo with a little water-based lube, the 2.5-inch length allows for a partner to get involved with additional oral play. Get creative!
