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Tweets About Using Tinder That’ll Make You Laugh, Then Cry About Your Love Life

Tinder isn’t all fun and games.

Sure, the dating app is easy to navigate (fuck you, Grindr) and I don’t usually question the legitimacy of the guys I’m chatting with, but maintaining your profile is basically a second job.

Anyone who’s on it knows it’s important to have a well-stocked variety of photos that show your range of interests (read: that prove you’re an actual human). And your bio has to be absolutely perfect. Too short, and what the hell is the point? Too long, and you’re considered weird for telling your life story.

I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

As it turns out, others share the same feelings I do when it comes to vigorously swiping left and right.

A few Twitter users took to social media to give their two cents when it comes to operating Tinder. Sometimes, it’s a pleasurable experience. But other times, it’s the bane of everyone’s existence.

Here are some tweets about being on Tinder that’ll make you laugh and then immediately cry because, well, they’re painfully, painfully true:

Bathing in chicken tenders drowned in honey mustard is better than any social interaction.

A guy tweeting about chicken tenders over twitter

Twitter


Land of the free, home of the don’t touch me.

A guy tweeting about a terrible tinder interaction

Twitter


Are you naughty, nice or just really uncomfortable?


We live in a heavily filtered world, people.

Someone tweeting about dating in the '50s and now using tinder

Twitter


I must be black-out drunk when I swipe because I only match with straight-up ghouls.


Uh… we found love in a weird AF place…?

A guy tweeting about matching with the person who served him falafel

Twitter


If I don’t ask to see your balls, please don’t show ’em to me.


This is the only dating game I may actually win.


Oh… you’ve killed someone? Wow, you must be, like, super athletic then?

A funny conversation that a girl has on tinder that she tweeted

Twitter


Voulez-vous coucher avec baguette?


It doesn’t get much classier than this garbage man right here.


Unless Ryan Gosling is taking you to Chili’s, you’re fired.

A guy tweeting saying he took off work for a tinder date

Twitter

If there’s one takeaway from this experience, it’s that I seriously need to get off Tinder and meet other single humans like a normal person.

Social interaction from outside a phone can’t be that scary… right?

Well, as long as can still keep chicken tenders involved.

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Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...
Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...

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