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17 Tweets About Being Forever Alone That’ll Make You Laugh At How Lonely You Are

There’s no point in pouting about being alone.

Rushing into a relationship is a terrible idea because, if you settle for some stumpy guy who’s subpar at best, you’ll resent him and only start to miss having that quality time to yourself.

When you truly want to be with someone, you will. They’ll immediately feel like the right person you’ve been waiting for, and it’ll be like pouring a bowl of Lucky Charms with only marshmallows.

Pure heaven, I tell you.

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Until then, the best thing to do is find the humorous side in riding solo — like these people did below. Did I mention that you are 100 percent not alone?

Below, you’ll find a collection of tweets about being forever alone that’ll make you shake your head and laugh at just how lonely you really are.

We should all join a goddamn club or something.

Alone time can turn you into a killer poet.

Someone tweeting a poem about being forever alone

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At least my nails will be fabbbbbbulous.

A girl tweeting about being alone comparing herself to an American Dad character

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I didn’t want to share my spaghetti with anyone anyway.


My mind says single, but my heart says married with 12 kids.

A girl tweeting about being forever alone using a Brady Bunch image

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Personally, I’d love to go on a quality date with Judge Judy.

A guy tweeting about being alone except when asked on a date to court

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Sorry, being lazy just ain’t that sexy.

A guy tweeting about sexting in the morning

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Honestly, who likes weddings anyway?

A girl tweeting about being forever alone at a friend's bridal shower

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Joke’s on you because black and white are my favorite colors.


Another quiz also said I was a cheeseburger in a past life, so…

A girl tweeting about a Buzzfeed quiz telling her she is alone

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“Call of Duty” has always been there for me.


“Am I a pretty girl?” said me and SpongeBob.

A tweet about being awkward in front of people using Spongebob

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Would it then be correct to say my life is pretty vanilla?

A girl tweeting about spooning with her ice cream

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I swear, I’m a hell of a good time.


It’s not very difficult for me to hit that minimum delivery price on Seamless.

Someone tweeting about not getting lunch at work from an SO

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It’s Bitmojis or bust in my book.

A guy tweeting about turning someone down for using a green text

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Pillows: all the comfort with no fear that they’ll ever leave you.

A girl tweeting about laying with her body pillow

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I have a few standards… and wow, you meet none of them.

A tweet about being picky and ending up alone

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Still single?

Yeah, me too.

But hey, at least you’re not totally alone!

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Sean Abrams

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Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...
Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...

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