15 Easy Steps To Getting Revenge On Your Ex-Girlfriend

15 Easy Steps To Getting Revenge On Your Ex-Girlfriend
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We all hate our exes. And while we would never physically hurt them, we would like nothing more to see than them be miserable and emotionally scarred.

And we all know there’s no better way to get back at them than by becoming wildly successful. But there are also a few other things you can do. 15 to be exact.

These are the 15 steps to getting revenge on your ex-girlfriend.


15. Let her see you with the baddest bitches.

14. Don’t let her keep the puppy.

13. Order 50 pizzas to her house.

12. Tell her she got fat.

11. Post all of her nudies on Instagram.

10. Bang her best friend.

9. Sell all of her shit on Craigslist.

8. Hack into her Facebook and send crazy messages.

7. Get ripped as shit.

6. Bang her sister.

5. Have a threesome with her parents.

4. Start a wavy site like Elite Daily.

3. Get on the 30 Under 30 influencers list.

2. Flex on Instagram.

1. Congratulations!

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