A Look Inside A Man’s Conscience When A Condom Breaks

A Look Inside A Man’s Conscience When A Condom Breaks
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It happens to the best of us. Any man who has spent his bachelor years sleeping around with various women simultaneously certainly did not emerge from his misdeeds unscathed. Your first concern should be whether you’ve contracted an STD.

Of further concern would be the possibility of her beau disrupting your immoral act. The final, most serious concern is the possibility of your contraceptive failing. Having been fooled by their marketing ploys, almost every man has suffered the tragedy of a Trojan condom.

There are many different thoughts that go through a man’s head in this moment. These thoughts are notably distressing because due to the potentially life-changing ramifications of an untimely pregnancy.

Unfortunately, many men become the unwilling fathers of children they never intended to have with a woman they never planned to see again. Here are the thoughts that go through a man’s mind when his condom breaks during a one night stand:

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