There are two kinds of men in the world; the right one and all the wrong ones. Unfortunately, most women are going to sift through an unbelievable number of frogs until they find their prince. On the bright side, there is a silver lining surrounding this hot mess of a situation.
All of the men you will date throughout your life add a little something to your personality and perception of what the world has in store for you. Some will be complete assholes, others will be sweethearts. You’ll encounter everything from the man who’s genuinely fun to be around to the one who can be the best sex of your life.
More or less, all of them will teach you something in the end: what you want in a man, and what you should avoid for your own well-being.
Below are all the men a typical woman will date throughout her life:
A 20-something New Yorker who loves all black everything, sunglasses and the occasional glass (read: bottle) of wine. Has a bunch of fancy degrees from a bunch of fancy schools that she'll never use because it's a bloggers world and everyone else just lives in it. Self-proclaimed steak aficionado, chick flick enthusiast, advice giver and sarcastic commentator.
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Being old-fashioned is nothing to be ashamed of. Especially when you add a bit of modern flare. I’m not one to respect or appreciate tradition, but some traditions – or beliefs on reality – are worth maintaining. Enter the modern-day, old-fashioned gentleman. He is the sort of man who takes only the best of the […]
When it comes to admitting love, avoiding your feelings is easier than ever making a move. This can cause you to lose out on one of the best opportunities of your life: having an amazing relationship. Years from now, if you never asked her to be your girlfriend, you will still be thinking about what would […]
Cheating is bad. We all know that. We all know that it is a dishonest and hurtful thing to do to a person with whom you are in a relationship. Still, people do it without regard for their significant other’s feelings. They also don’t seem to care about the consequences, most of the time. How do […]
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A lucky tour group in Australia caught an 18-foot crocodile eating a bull shark, the fish fighting for its life before being dragged into the water. Photos of the attack were taken on Tuesday by 43-year-old Andrew Paice, who was on a cruise of the Adelaide River with girlfriend Nikki and 7-year-old daughter Madison. Paice told […]
Take it from someone living with a rare disease: The Ice Bucket Challenge is revitalizing. To my good fortune, my disease doesn’t leave me handicapped or impaired in any major way. I’m lucky that, until my teens, I had no idea I had a rare disease. But, not so luckily, I watched the disease tear […]
Bunny Hunter is a semi-famous Internet presence who looks like Barbie and loves weapons and hunting. Survivalist Michelle Rovinsky carries a concealed weapon on her at all times. She’s good at skinning and killing things, at being discovered by E!, and at being a human Barbie. The 32-year-old wants to help ”restore this once proud land to that […]
The difference between the medical causes we support and the illnesses that end up killing us is massive, according to an infographic by Julia Belluz. The visual diagram uses circles to illustrate the division between popular causes and their death tolls. Take, for example, the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation, which raised about $250 […]
In 2019, the Givskud Zoo in Denmark is going to be “the world’s most advanced zoo.” That’s because it will soon have no animal cages, a 2.5-mile hiking trail and buildings hidden in the landscape. In a mission statement for the project, which has been called Zootopia, architecture firm Bjarke Ingels Group says the goal is “to create the […]
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