There are two kinds of men in the world; the right one and all the wrong ones. Unfortunately, most women are going to sift through an unbelievable number of frogs until they find their prince. On the bright side, there is a silver lining surrounding this hot mess of a situation.
All of the men you will date throughout your life add a little something to your personality and perception of what the world has in store for you. Some will be complete assholes, others will be sweethearts. You’ll encounter everything from the man who’s genuinely fun to be around to the one who can be the best sex of your life.
More or less, all of them will teach you something in the end: what you want in a man, and what you should avoid for your own well-being.
Below are all the men a typical woman will date throughout her life:
A 20-something New Yorker who loves all black everything, sunglasses and the occasional glass (read: bottle) of wine. Has a bunch of fancy degrees from a bunch of fancy schools that she'll never use because it's a bloggers world and everyone else just lives in it. Self-proclaimed steak aficionado, chick flick enthusiast, advice giver and sarcastic commentator.
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In the fall, children have this tradition of jumping into piles of leaves and rolling around in them, like dead leaves are the best things on the planet. But, let’s be real, rolling around in dead plants is kind of disgusting. Not to mention how gross leaves get after the rain — all soggy, muddy, […]
This is horrible news. Avocados, everyone’s favorite fruit (and the subject of many an Instagram), are apparently ruining the environment. OK, so that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but get this: It takes a whopping 74.1 gallons of water to produce just one pound of avocados (compared to lettuce, which requires 5.5 gallons per pound). […]
When a child cries, laughing isn’t the most appropriate response. In this case, however, it’s unavoidable. This little girl is too funny. Little Ava is totally devastated when she learns she can’t meet George Washington. She was under the impression Washington was the nation’s current president, and she bawls her eyes out when she realizes […]
A Reddit user has written a heartrending letter to the child she will abort next week. The woman, who goes by the username scaredthrowingaway, writes that she truly wants nothing more than to be a mother. But because she hopes to give her child a bright future, she can’t have a child right now. Reddit […]
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Audrey, the teensy-weensy Chihuahua, thinks she has what it takes to be a mighty guard dog. Naturally, she thought she’d show her human, Brady Haran, her fear-inducing skills, using bubbles as her victims. Watch as the floorboard-sized fighter springs into action: It’s even filmed in slow-motion so you can really get a good sense of […]
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