The weekend is approaching. Now, if you're anything like me and my friends, your general weekend will be filled with champagne, wine and cocktails all leading to irresponsible decisions like sending naked pictures of yourself to potential fuck-buddies.
Now – being the promiscuous girl that I am, I have received an extensive amount of naked photo sexts from gentleman callers and almost 90% of them did not make me want to have sex with them.
Sexting girls is a tricky situation. After all, an unwelcomed sext is a crime – it's a sex crime that can land you in jail quickly. Here are a few tips and tricks to ensure your sexts get the reactions you were hoping for:
Only Sext with Active or Potential sex partners
You should always have an already established intimate relationship with any women who you'd consider sexting. The general rule of thumb is that you shouldn't surprise the potential sextee with a message out of nowhere.
Sexting is a delicate art, and like anal sex, for most women it requires a soft entry. Start with mostly hints and suggestions of what you want to do to her before you surprise her. And yes, most women love surprises – but a close up picture of your erect penis is not a pleasant one.
It's generally a good rule of thumb to not sext anyone you haven't sexed in real life. You can be pretty sage in assuming that she won't mind getting a steamy text from you when you've already gotten busy between the sheets.
Never Show Your Face
Girls love to gossip. We talk about anything and everything with our girlfriends. EVERYTHING. So, don't be surprised that we pass these pictures around. Never showing your face is just a smart precaution since sexting is actually illegal, and the nicest girl can turn into a vengeful bitch in a heartbeat.
As handsome as you may be, leave your head out of the shot; with no face there is no actual proof of identity. No matter how much evidence someone has that you are the owner of the huge cock in the picture, without your actual face in the shot you can always deny, deny, deny.
Send something she can show her girlfriends
On the bright side, some advantages can come out of our inability to keep shit to ourselves – a hot picture which she can show to her girlfriends could possibility get you a date after you two break up. Then you can piss off the crazy bitch by dating her girlfriends!
If another guy sends me a picture of his erect penis and expects me to come in my panties immediately, I'm going to scream.
While women do appreciate good porn, we don't like it the way men do. Sometimes complete nudity isn't as sexy as leaving something to the imagination – a nice muscular shot with your shirt off does more to a woman's libido as a picture of your erect penis. It's also much more legal.
A woman's imagination is her ultimate sex toy – which is one of the reasons why literary erotica is such a profitably industry. Describing a scene of what you want to do to her rather than posting a photo depicting the act will be much more effective at getting her wet.
And like Asian girls, cocks are so difficult to distinguish. Save yourself the embarrassment of having her mistaken some random cock as your own and send her a nice picture of your six-pack abs instead.
If you are adamant about sending a picture of your penis – and trust me, I know you will, make sure you do a little manscaping prior to your porn shoot. If she is uncertain whether you sent her a cock shot or a picture of your fluffy Pomeranian, you might take that as a sign to trim your man-area.
Make Sure you Muscle Out
Nothing gets a girl more worked up than a well-toned body. If you have one, take advantage of it and show it off in its best light – oil up and do a few pushups and bicep curls before you take the shot to really get her juices flowing.
Pay attention to her response
After all, you're doing all this to get evoke some sort of response from the girl, right? After the first sexually suggestive sext, you'll pretty much be aware very quickly if she's feeling you or not. If she does not respond, don't push it any further. Sexting is fun only when there are two people involved – otherwise it's just you jerking off with your cellphone.
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