Sleeping With Her And Her Best Friend: The Fool Proof Guide

Sleeping With Her And Her Best Friend: The Fool Proof Guide
Gentlemen

New York City is a wonderful place. The sights, the food, the women… what is there not to love? New York is a continuously evolving city where things are always changing and morphing. The one surety that can be said with confidence is that NYC is, and always has been, a haven for partygoers.

But let’s be honest- everything can get mundane and tiring after a while. You can switch up the venue every weekend, but in the end you will generally see the same scene and will end up with a similar experience every time. This is why we sometimes need to spice things up a bit. I, for one, like to play games when I go out.

I’m not referring to games that you may find at your local pub like Jenga or Sorry. I am talking about games that involve a bit more socialization and swag. Sometimes I am in the mood to do some networking and try to see how many business cards or emails I can collect throughout the night.

Other nights, especially one’s following a several week draught, I go out with some friends and we play some games involving the other sex. For example, we may compete to see who can get the most digits, or who can take home the hottest broad, or- my personal favorite- who can manage to take her home, and her friend.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: it can’t be done. Poppycock. It can be done, and it has been done- on a regular basis. I will admit, there are nights when neither my friends nor myself will manage to take home Cindy and her ever slightly bustier friend Samantha, and be forced to only take one of them home, but we have had successful nights.

There are several tricks of the trade that one need remember in order to grab a pair of besties. The first, and most important, being the picking of the perfect target- or in this case, targets.

This is probably the hardest part. I won’t lie; sometimes it’s impossible to find the perfect pair. On such nights you are better off going with a different game- like who can be the first to rock a LAX girl in the bathroom. Here are a couple of things to keep in mind when finding the perfect duo:

1. Drunker and higher might make them more willing to fuck you, but chances are that they won’t stop drinking, snorting, or popping pills for the rest of the night. They may very well be incapacitated by the time you want to leave.

2. Don’t aim too high. Sure, you may be used to sleeping with 8’s and 9’s, but getting two 8’s or 9’s home is very difficult. They tend to know their worth and won’t be willing to share you with anyone- even if it is her longtime friend or roommate.

For higher chances of success, stick to ladies that are 2 grading points below you. If you are a 7, go for two 5’s. If you are a 9, go for two 7’s. If you calculate correctly by averaging the two and adding 50%, two 6’s will equal out to a 9- not too shabby.

You want to look for girls that are excited to be out, girls that you know like to party and like to party hard. These girls should look either young and crazy or experienced and mature. Going with the mature option will usually lead to a much happier ending- they tend to be better skilled and kinky.

In other words, find the two girls that seem to enjoy rubbing up against each other and look like they will enjoy rubbing up against you- simultaneously. When you have found your prey it is time to approach.

Remember, most girls will not want to share. So for them to be willing to share, you must come off to them as being so fucking fantastic that they would rather take turns riding you than not getting a ride at all. Look and act smart, be witty, be quick, and be a gentlemen.

There is no need to be overly nice- in fact, this will only harm your cause. Feel free to poke fun playfully at their scuffed shoes or at the fact that one of them has already managed to lose an earring.

Always hit on the uglier one first.

This should go without saying- even if you aren’t trying to scoop up two, flirting with the ugly duckling amongst the swans will always give you the best chance of sleeping with the prettiest one in the congregation. Once you have the hotter girl wondering why you aren’t chatting her up, switch.

At this point, the whole affair becomes a delicate juggling act.

You need to find a nice median of conversation. Ideally, you want to be able to talk to them both at the same time. If you can’t get them to both have a conversation with you at the same time and with each other, then there is no chance that you will be able to get both of them to sit on you at the same time, or to play with each other when you finally get them home.

Once you have them laughing, start to casually- seemingly accidentally- make physical contact. Grab their arm gently when you talk to them. Make sure to start physical contact with one and then the other, eventually touching them simultaneously.

Put your hand on their lower back and softly pull them closer to you so that they can better hear you speak. Don’t be too aggressive. Some girls may be hesitant and when they seem like they may be, not all is lost. You just need to nonchalantly back off for a minute and then return with another light caress.

The goal is to make sure that they have a general idea of where you want things to be heading and that you have room for two. Sooner or later they will need to realize that you want to rock both of their worlds that night- it’s better if the realization happen when you are still at the club. This way, if they aren’t down for it, you can move along or focus your attention on the sexier one.

Party hard and make sure they are right there fist pumping and downing shots alongside you. Once you have them both grinding up against you, do what you would do with any other girl- but do it to them both. Get more into it, making sure to be keeping contact with them both the whole time.

Everything you do must be done to them equally- the dirty little girls need to be sure that you can please them both. Kiss one of them on the neck in front of the other, making sure that she sees, while intimately touching her so that she doesn’t feel left out.

After a few moments, turn around and do exactly the same thing but now kissing the nape of the woman that was being caressed, and caressing the woman that you first kissed.

If you can get this far- getting them to see you kissing, touching, playing with them both, and be okay with it- then you are in. Let things escalate to the point where they are both feeling you up and then move one girl’s hand to the hips of the other.

Have them start to touch each other while you keep physical contact with them both. Once you get them to play with each other and you, tell them- don’t ask- that it is time to go and that you will continue the party elsewhere. Then go home, set up the camera, get the lube, pop a Molly and a Viagra, and enjoy ecstasy.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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Paul Hudson

A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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