Why You Should Date A MILF

Let's face it, if you're a male in your early 20s, the chances that you are looking for a serious relationship or to settle down are slim to none. On the other hand, females in that same category are quite the opposite. They're all looking for love and attention and someone they can cling onto for life. So my advice for you young fellas is to find yourself an older, more mature woman to wet your, ummm... appetite.

Now, I'm not talking Grandma status here, but a slightly older woman who is too young to be considered a Cougar. We've heard it all before, 30s are the new 20s. "Stifler's Mom" made the term "M.I.L.F" wildly popular, not to mention something a lot of moms strive to be nowadays. I mean what woman doesn't want to be considered hot, especially after once looking like Orca the Whale with battle wounds to prove it?

I'm also not talking about the 21-year-old girl that got knocked up in high school and now calls herself a MILF to justify her stupidity. Actually a MILF doesn't even have to be a woman who has kids. By my definition, a M.I.L.F. is any woman who is magnetic, intellectual and limitless.

Here are the top 10 reasons you should date a MILF:

She's independent

Sure, every 21-year-old female on social media claims to be "independent" all the while working at Friendly's and living at home with mommy and daddy. A M.I.L.F is truly independent, meaning she has her own things, her own house, her own car and anything she wants, she goes out and gets it -- with her own money. MILF's don't expect a man to take care of her and pay for everything. Hell, she may even pay for dessert if you let her.

She has her sh*t together

This woman has it going on. Not only is she financially independent, but she is most likely an entrepreneur or executive staff at a big wig firm. The confidence in her life and career makes her more desirable and less clingy. Because she knows her worth and won't let any man (or boy) destroy that. She doesn't need validation from anyone in her life decisions. Basically, she does what she wants -- and that kind of confidence is damn sexy!

She doesn't want a relationship

She's been there, done that. Chances are she's divorced or a victim of one too many sh*tty relationships. She's not looking for love, she's not looking for someone to be a daddy to her kid, she's just looking for someone she can have a good time with. Her career and family are the most important things in her life. Having a boy toy around, will only accentuate her life. She doesn't need one who will complicate it.

She doesn't want (anymore) kids

These are the "one and done" types. They had a kid young, most likely with a jerk off dad who won't take responsibility. Trust me, she does not want to go through that mess again. She happy where she's at and she's not looking for another Baby Daddy.

By now, her body is back and looking slamming and she's not about to compromise all that hard work. She's smart and careful, so you don't have to worry about the dreaded "You're going to be Grandparents" convo with your parents.

She's classy, not trashy

She's got class in every way: how she dresses, where she lives, what kind of car she drives and how she handles herself after a few glasses of wine. You won't find this woman tripping over herself and throwing up on the corner after a crazy night of partying and she's not at the club every day of the week.

Nor will she be running around in dresses that barely cover her nipples and/or vagina. She holds herself up to a high standard and expects nothing less from anyone else. She's the type of woman you'll be happy to have on your arm and the Kool-aid smile you'll be wearing every time you're with her will prove it.

She's not an attention-seeking slut

Let's face it, these girls nowadays are so "thirsty" for attention, that they'll do anything for anyone who will give them the time of day. Posting half naked photos on Instagram and Facebook vying for the the title of "IG's Finest." Their self worth is measured by the amount of likes or comments they get on their pics and spend countless hours "Kiking and SnapChatting" every dude on the block. A true MILF will be happy with one guy, as long as he's doing all the right things. Her self-worth is measured by success and love, not by double taps.

She's nurturing

She's a mom. She's caring, loving and loyal. Not only that, but she knows how to cook and I guarantee you her house is spotless. Most people nowadays are so caught up in attention and possession that they forget how to love. She's compassionate, caring and kind, but won't mind bitch slapping you if you get out of hand. However she may not be your best match if you're the type of guy with "Mommy Issues."

She's doesn't play games

So don't expect to play games with her and get away with it. Whatever you are feeling, good or bad -- you need to tell her straight up. She doesn't need to hear "let's still be friends" or "it's not you, it's me." This type of woman has already heard enough BS to fill 10 porta potties. Be straight up because she will always be straight up with you.

She has experience

In the bedroom that is. This woman is going to rock your world like no 20 year old ever could. When you've been in a series of long-term relationships, you have no choice but to get creative. She will school you on things that countless hours of internet porn could never teach you.

Once you've had a taste of a real woman, no girl will ever taste the same. Not only that, but this woman is going to prepare you for your next serious relationship, so much so your next girlfriend may just have to send her a thank you note.

She knows what she wants

In life and for dinner. She is a decision maker. Ask her where she wants to go and she'll tell you. Ask her what she wants to watch and she already has the remote. She's in the driver's seat and she has no qualms about telling you she doesn't like something.

This type of woman is rare, so chances are you're not going to find it easily. But when the situation presents itself, be prepared to have the time of your life. If you do happen snag a hot M.I.L.F., make sure you don't f*ck her over. You'll be the envy of all of your boys and when it's over, you'll have made a friend for life. One word of advice: make sure she's not married...or else you just might have to move to a new city.

Jenn Scalia | Elite.

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