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15 Posts About Guys Buying Girls Drinks That Prove We Only Date For The Free Stuff

It would be impossible for me to name all of the sloshed archetypes you’d find in a dive bar on a Saturday night.

Now, what I can confidently say is, odds are, you’ll find at least one mediocre-looking “bro” hitting on any and every female who orders her drink next to him.

While his cologne clogs your nostrils and he continuously attempts to wrap an arm around your waist, he doesn’t understand how badly you really just want to escape.

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To appease him (though, you totally don’t have to), the best decision is to make some small talk, smile and accept the drink. Hey, while you’re at it, you might as well order some shots, too.

Because let’s be real: Everyone — girls included — loves free things. And guys will always buy girls those drinks, even if they get nothing in return. It’s just the way the world works, people.

Here are 15 tweets to prove all ladies feel the same way when it comes to receiving drinks from men: that dating for free stuff is basically a way of life.

The true way to my heart is with FREE globs of breaded cheese.

A girl tweeting about wanting mozzarella sticks over a drink from a guy

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Squawking is the new “bend and snap” of 2017.

A girl tweeting about trying to get guys to buy her drinks at the bar

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We’ll go for actual beers once I get my SAT results.

A girl tweeting comparing drinks at the bar to someone giving her a scantron

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It’s all about that equal amount of give… and mostly take.

A girl tweeting about being fiscally responsible for a guy to buy a girl drinks

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I have no time to pretend I’m interested.

A girl tweeting about not buying her drinks so she doesn't have to hang with you

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I want the free stuff, but I don’t want it THAT badly.

A girl tweeting that guys as old as her dad buy her drinks sometimes

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I mean, have you seen how much a Frappuccino costs these days?

A girl tweeting that she wants guys to buy her Starbucks and not beer

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Books over Bud Lights any day of the week.

A girl tweeting about wanting books instead of beers from guys

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No money? No problem.

A girl saying she flirts with guys at bars when she is broke

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“Master manipulator” looks perfect on a resume.

A girl tweeting about guys buying her drinks at the bar

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I could use that money toward bigger and cuter things.

A girl tweeting about wanting money and not drinks from a guy

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Yes, you still got it… for free.

A girl saying that if guys buy her drinks at the bar she's still got it

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Don’t men know a burrito bowl is expensive?

A girl tweeting about wanting people to buy her stuff at restaurants and not at bars

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I come out victorious every single time.

A girl tweeting that she's going to see how many guys will buy her drinks at the bar

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Free liquor and nacho platters? Is there anything better?

A girl saying that food and drinks make her happy

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Free drinks are always the best drinks.

AND, they’re even better when some type of grub attached.

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Sean Abrams

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Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...
Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...

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