The Mind Of A Slut

The Mind Of A Slut
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Picture this: It’s your typical Saturday night on a college campus. My friends and I have finished pregaming and we’re heading out late to the bar. We’re mingling with friends, friends of friends and pretty much anyone surrounding us. Me, I’m chatting with a skinny, but handsome, Italian guy who’s telling me he was born and raised in England. Believable? No, but that’s not the point.

We leave together and go back to his apartment – which, as fate would have it,  just-so-happened to previously belong to my ex-boyfriend. All of the rooms are taken, so we start hooking up in the living room. We’re fully naked and really starting to get going when the front door opens and his roommate walks in. I freeze up immediately, but he just laughs and asks me, “Do you mind if he gets in on this?”

There was no way I could object.

I am a self proclaimed slut, and I have no problem addressing myself as such. And I’m here to explain why it is okay for other girls to think and act like me! Now, before you roll your eyes and judge me as some STD ridden, push-up bra wearing, daddy issues induced self-loathing skank, hear me out.

Plain and simple: I am an instant gratification junkie. I want what I want – when I want it. I am impatient, and I would even go as far as to say that I am demanding. But, hey, in the words of my girl Tina Fey, “Bitches get stuff done.”

Many people have said, “Learn to have some self control!” But, to them, I ask, “Why?” If I want to have sex with a guy, why should I not? As long as we are adequately protected, why not enjoy the most fun thing a man and woman can do? We are young; our bodies are writhing with hormones. Denying sex isn’t going to make either person happy, so let’s just do it!

My mindset: I know how to get what I want, and I know how to read those situations where I may not get what I want. Men do this all the time – successful men do this all the time! A man can meet a woman one night and woo her enough to bring her home with him, yet others think nothing of this. Prime example: Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love. But when a woman operates in this fashion, she is frowned upon by society. Again I ask, “Why?”

The outcome: I have given in to my primal desires countless times. I have had sex with a large number of men, and I have never regretted it. I’ve had great sex, lame sex, 4-hour-long sex, 40-second-long sex, loud, silent, inside, outside, anything you can think of, and it’s given me some of the greatest stories I have ever told. You simply cannot make this shit up.

So finally, I am here to share my stories, my advice and anything else you might want to read. Sluttiness is not for everyone, but I’ll tell you what: it’s pretty damn entertaining.

SIU | Elite.
Want to hear more from SIU? Check her out on Twitter @Slut_it_up, or on Tumblr at http://slutituppsu.tumblr.com/page/4.

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