Guy's Neighbor Follows Ultimate Bro Code After Watching Him Break Up With GF

I live next door to three boys, and I have no idea what any of their names are. Furthermore, I absolutely don't know their relationship statuses.

Actually, one of them has pretty loud sex every once in a while, so I'm thinking he has a girlfriend. But honestly, I have no idea.

If I found out one of them broke up with their girlfriend, however, my only reaction would be that I was 1) surprised they girlfriend in the first place and 2) surprised they're sharing this info with me in the first place.

Clearly, I am a far worse person than one guy who noticed his neighbor's girlfriend moving out of their apartment the other day because instead of doing literally nothing about it (like I would have done), this neighbor left him a note AND MONEY.

The note read,

HEY DUDE- I SAW YOU MOVING YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT YESTERDAY. SORRY ABOUT THAT MAN. THERE ARE DEFINITELY OTHER FISH IN THE SEA..! TAKE THIS & BREAK IT INTO ONES AND GET YOUR ASS TO THE STRIP CLUB!! CHEER UP NEIGHBOR, MERRY X-MAS, APT. 3F

(Sorry for the all caps. This guy literally wrote in all caps, so OBVIOUSLY, I had to transcribe it for you accurately).

The note was obviously such an epic example of carrying out the bro code that someone posted it on Imgur, and of course, the many trolls on the internet had lots to say about this simple act of kindness.

Maybe the neighbor works at the strip club and only wants him there because he has a crush.

Maybe the ex works at the strip club, and that's why he hasn't gone yet.

Maybe she was moving in with the neighbor, and he feels guilty.

Maybe the ex was boinking the "nice" neighbor.

To all of that, I say BYE to the haters. I choose to believe this guy really WAS just being a nice bro and helping his neighbor out.