The Real Meaning Of A Badass Bitch

The Real Meaning Of A Badass Bitch
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Got a phat ass? Good for you, but you can sit down. Not afraid to knock the chick who stepped on your new red-bottom LVs out cold? You are most definitely bad, and not in any sort of good way. Listen here children — a true “bad bitch” is not just a hot body with a hot temper to match.

It is just like Generation-Y to take two negative words and turn it into one of the biggest compliments one could give or receive. Admit it ladies; you would be flattered if someone described you as a “badass bitch.”

Not only does it sound fierce, but also the very imagery associated with the words is that of a perfect woman, both in appearance and attitude. However, being that the phrase has garnered so much popularity in pop culture, it is inevitable that it will be used improperly by about ninety percent of you fools that use it.

Hip-hop culture has corrupted the idea of what it means to be a sexy, independent woman. There are girls nowadays crowning themselves “bad bitches” just because they have a loud mouth and can twerk on command. Then you have guys who call any girl with an ass bigger than her waist a “badass bitch,” which is a complete insult to the classy and educated divas of the world.

If she is poor, dumb as a rock and only looks good in the dark haze of the club then she is not “bad,” she is obnoxious… and should stay in school.

When a woman can pay her own bills, is actively seeking out her dreams and can land any man (or woman) she wants with her sheer charm and allure, then and only then may she accept the coveted title. Someone who is truly “bad” in the best sense of the word does not have to try to be attractive or likeable or intelligent, as it is in their inherent nature to simply be all these traits, effortlessly.

Badass Mothaf*cking Bitches know what they want and how to get it. They do not fear failure or rejection because they consistently seek out new opportunities. These girls have steady control over their relationships, and will not settle for losers who aren’t on their level.

They can close deals and make the kids breakfast at the same damn time. When it comes to business, they are bosses not employees. The Badass Bitch is a rare breed of woman, yet she is the most respectable of all womankind.

Beyoncé is Bad, Rihanna is not. Elizabeth Taylor was amongst the Baddest, Miley Cyrus can go home. Queen Elizabeth I, yes; Sarah Palin, hell no. If you don’t get it by now, then please take your expensive trucker cap, fake ID and go pass out somewhere, because you are useless for the advancement of society. All my ladies who work hard for what they’ve got, show these kids how it is done.

Keila Camacho | Elite.

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Evelyn Pelczar is lucky to have all her exes live in Texas so she can spend more time leaving her signature hot pink lipstick stains on the Lavo brunch champagne flutes. Taking on NYC in her 6-inch heels while praying she doesn't get caught in the cobble stones or hit by a taxi, Evelyn enjoys interviewing and finding out the story behind peoples successes while trying to create her own.

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