It is almost incredible to think that people truly believe that they don’t pay for sex. Time and time again, arrogant and ignorant men of all ages go on and on about how they are too good to pay for sex, that because of their class and alpha male status, they simply don’t have to.

The truth is, every man out there in the world pays for sex throughout their whole life no matter who they are. All those men who claim that they don’t pay for sex because they are so smooth that they can get it for free are liars. What they don’t realize is that all the sex that they consider to be free is actually a lot more expensive than the act of paying for action the old fashioned way.

There is a huge misconception with what free sex really is. I am Jewish, so to me the definition of free sex would have to be me not having to spend a dime or even a cent on the girl that is about to have sex with me, not beforehand and not after. No one, and I mean no one, has the power or means to get such a thing.

See, even if you don’t like escorts because you don’t like to pay for sex you are still paying for sex with regular girls. If you are a college student you are paying for sex because you need money to buy girls drinks at the bar so they are drunk enough to sleep with you. You need money to take them to dinner, buy them lunch or coffee and for your transportation.

This process is even more financially strenuous after college because the women are more expensive out here. They are no longer just looking for a good lay but a guy who has money. Have you ever heard of some broke guys getting any sort of sex? No, and they wish they had the opportunity to pay for it.

Every girl you’ve had sex with has done so because of the effort (aka money) that went in to pleasing her. In the real world women demand nice dinners, more fancy cocktails, a decent apartment to fuck you in, gifts, trips and the ultimate expense, actually paying for her rent.

Hell, even spending a couple of minutes in the proper location to find someone to copulate with costs money for the sake of alcohol, coat check, cover charge, etc.

At the end of the day it sounds pretty stupid when we hear a guy sit there and think he is the greatest gift to God’s green earth by explaining to all his bros that he never has and never will pay for sex. We work hard to pay for free sex.

When you really think about it, the only reason a man wakes up in the morning is to do things that will help him seem more appealing to women.  We make money to spend it on what makes a good impression, which then leads to sex.

You can’t tell me it’s free after all the money we spend just to seem like someone worthy of having sex with.

Men are obsessed with sex and it is no secret. We all have dreams to sleep with a million women throughout our lifetime. He who sleeps with the most women is the most dominant in our society and is clearly doing something right since all these women are attracted to him.

This isn’t high school anymore where girls want to bang you because you were the first kid to get his permit or have his braces removed. Women cannot even say that they don’t pay for sex, even if their male counterpart buys them all the cab rids and dinners and drinks they need to have a good time. How much did that sexy dress and haircut that garnered all that attention cost you?

Men should just pay for sex directly because all in all, it is a lot cheaper. You pay for sex and only sex, and then she leaves. You both understand what you are getting out of your time together and the deal is done. You don’t have to pay for any sort of substance or activity for her to want to fuck you. Economically, this option is hard to pass up.

Gentlemen, there is no such a thing as free sex and the moment you get cheap and stingy, you will see how much free sex you are actually going to get. Let’s do the smart thing and pay for sex, put it on the company credit card so we can write it off as entertainment and use the profit proceeds to invest in a shit ton of Apple stock as it is currently safer than any US treasure bond.

Keep having free sex and you will hit your fiscal cliff as well.

Preston Waters | Elite.