Guys Reveal Their Absolute Worst Sexual Experiences And Dear God, They're So, So Bad

Not only is sex supposed to be this intimate, sometimes primal act that fosters an insane physical and emotional connection between two consenting individuals, it's CONFUSING AND LOW-KEY DANGEROUS AS HELL. Seriously, there's so much that could go wrong. What if you forget something important (ahem, CONDOMS)? What if you put something in the wrong place (oops)? What if you find out the person you're having sex with actually likes Pepsi, and you have no way to escape? THE HORROR.

Well, the reality is, things can and will go wrong. Your worst sexual experiences will suck. And they'll be one of those embarrassing things your brain forces you to think about at 2 a.m. for years to come. What's important is how you deal with it. You can either laugh it off in the moment and afterward. Or, you can share it on a Reddit thread for everyone's reading pleasure... you know, like these guys did.

Read along for the worst possible things that can go wrong during sex, based on what happened to these dudes:

You could forget something important and have to... improvise.

You could legit break something ELSE that's really important.

Jesus Christ, you could freaking throw up everywhere.

There could be blood.

So...

Much...

Blood.

Even kissing could go horribly wrong, you guys. Nothing is sacred.

You could have a series of unfortunate sexual events, like this guy.

Even though there are clearly SEVERAL things that could go wrong during sex, don't let that discourage you. Just laugh it off, maybe make a meme about it, and then forget about it until your brain reminds you of it exactly when you don't want it to.

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