My Everyday Encounter With A Threesome

My Everyday Encounter With A Threesome
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Ask anyone, male or female about their top sexual fantasies and it’s almost 100% guaranteed that the threesome will be somewhere on that list. Double the pleasure, double the fun, what it must be like to be lucky enough to have a run of the mill one night stand turn into a threesome on an especially magical night.

The thing with these encounters, however, is that they usually happen when we least expect it, when we’re not prepared or ready at all. This is the tale of how a good time went from a weird time to a really good time, and let’s just say she couldn’t have done it alone.

Here’s my rendition of the threesome story:

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning…. No, not really. (Little joke for all you Meatloaf fans out there).

Seriously though, it was a mid-March night like any other on the streets of State College. I’m at my favorite dive bar with some friends, drinking and partying and having a real good time. I spent most of the night at the bar chatting up this cute Italian kid. He was GOOD. And I mean a sweet talker, charming smile, witty, funny… the whole shebang. So when the time came to leave the bar, I knew it, I was going home with him.

His roommate, freshly 21, first night at the bars, joined us on the walk home (although it was more of us carrying him than him actually walking). We get back to the apartment, throw the roommate on the couch and head to the bedroom. So me and the Italian are kissing, touching, taking our clothes off and in comes Mr. 21 himself, drunk as a skunk. We all start laughing at each other and then he bends down and starts kissing me too… I was in shock and had no clue what to do.

You may be saying to yourself, “Ah, this is the start of a threesome story.” However, this is just the PRECURSOR to the threesome story. Crazy. Shit.

Anyway, I’m naked in the Italian’s bed with both of these guys trying to make out with me and I’m just going with the flow until 21 passes out right there in the bed. Understanding the amount of alcohol he drank that night, the Italian and I head into the living room and pull out the futon. This is where the raunchy stuff starts. He had the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. It was magical, but he was so weird… he kept saying things like “Tell me I’m the biggest you’ve ever had.” …WEIRD.

Moving right along he’s got me on my hands and knees absolutely going to town when the front door of the apartment opens and in walks ANOTHER roommate. At this point I was too drunk and too busy enjoying myself to care and kind of just looked at him.

He says, “Oh, what have we got here?”

The Italian says to me, “Do you mind if he gets in on this?”

I’m thinking to myself, is this really happening to me? And answer, “Sure, why not!”

So the new roommate gets in front of me while the Italian is still fucking me doggy style. I start sucking his dick, playing with his balls, you know the usual. And the two boys are talking to each other, “Damn, look at that ass.” Slap. “I know, right?” Slap. Back and forth, it was unbelievable. The whole time I’m laughing, moaning, sucking and pretty much having the time of my life.

I ended up sleeping with the Italian on the futon and, SOMEHOW, had sex with him again in the morning before I left.

I could not walk for about 3 days. And I couldn’t believe that the night’s events even happened. A threesome just fell right into my lap. It was phenomenal. If you ever get the chance to explore a threesome situation, GO FOR IT. You won’t regret it.

Live it, love it, fuck it.

SIU | Elite.
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