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The Wide World of Sex

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Preston Waters

It is quite obvious that global disparities between cultures lead to nuisances, such as: language barriers, chocolate dipped crickets, bad driving habits. But one thing is known to stay consistent. And it involves hot women.

We are talking about sex; and it is a known fact that some countries just happen to do it better. We advocate for all Elite to consistently expand their cultural horizons, and it would be unjust to say, “Stop at the foie gras.” No, sleep the waitress too.

Here are some locations where your midnight romps are guaranteed to be more than you could ever dream of:

Bisexuality: Sweden
Researchers at Malmo University found that Swedish men, and particularly women, were more “sexually fluid” than people of the same age from other countries. They found nearly a third of young Swedish women (31 per cent) and seven per cent of young Swedish men said they were most often sexually attracted to people of the opposite sex but sometimes they were attracted to people of their own gender. Nearly four in ten Swedish women (39 per cent) and eight per cent of the men reported having sexual fantasies about both genders.

Go All Night: Brazil
According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior, the country boasting the longest amount time during sexual intercourse is Brazil, coming in hot at 30 minutes. The U.S., Canada, and the U.K. follow with 28, 23, and 21 minutes respectively. The quickest sex in the world takes place in Thailand with 10 minutes, and Russia at 12.

Into The Kinky Stuff: San Francisco, California, USA
San Francisco, California, on the West Coast of the USA, is officially the kinkiest place in the world. This city is host to the World’s largest showcase for S&M products and culture – the Folsom Street Fair.

Promiscuous Girls: New Zealand
New Zealand women are the most promiscuous in the world, an international study has found.
They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex—well above the global average of 7.3. New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners.

Man Whores: Austria
The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.

Bad Sex: Germany
German men have been rated the worst lovers by a British survey of 15,000 women from 20 countries. The reason? These unwashed Teutonic Romeos smell. The UK firm OnePoll.com asked the women what bothered them most about the lovers they’d had around the globe and had them rank the nationalities. And according to the findings, German men turned out to be just that: rank.

Apparently the ladies thought stinky German men should bathe more often before initiating a romantic encounter. Their overpowering stench pushed them to the top of the worst lover’s poll.

The World’s Best Lovers: Spain
Spain is home to the world’s best lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries.

Minute Men: Thailand
The quickest sex in the world takes place in Thailand with 10 minutes and Russia at 12 minutes. However, contrary to popular fantasy about the need for hours of passionate activity, sex therapists say around ten minutes is perfectly satisfactory.

The Horniest People On The Planet: Greece
Greece deserves to win first place, the beautiful Mediterranean country was famous for sex in the ancient times as well. It deserves the title partially because of its wonderful climate, beaches, and thousands of islands. Wherever you go, what ever you try, pleasure is guaranteed. The wonderful people are helpful, of course. Their beauty has been the inspiration for many sculptors.

Bigger Implants: Australia
Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher – some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls. Nick Steventon of breast implant supplier Mentor has told Australian newspaper, The Gold Bulletin that the average size of implants sold on the Coast is 50 to 75ml larger than the average nationwide. “The average size we sell is 325ml-350ml, but on the Gold Coast we add another 50ml-75ml on top of that – and more,” said Sydney-based Mr. Steventon.

Thou Shall Sleep With Their Neighbor: Indonesia
Seven times a year on a holiday called ‘Pon’, Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse – if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

Talking Dirty: India
When India’s first phone-sex line went live, it became so popular that it was driving its users into debt – so the Indian government shut it down.

Pass It Around: France
A Marie Claire survey found that 41 per cent of French people have participated in an orgy and 27 per cent have engaged in partner swapping. It is also believed that the French give and receive the most fellatio.

The Gangs All Here: Japan
The world’s largest orgy title is held by Japan where they conducted a 500-person orgy. The Orgy was held in a warehouse with a professional camera crew taking pictures and recording the entire event, which was pretty hot and sticky. Imagine what it must be like to come stumbling across a room filled with 500 people having oral sex and screwing their brains out. Not a bad way to end your day, huh? It all seemed a little too organized for our liking, but leave it to the Japanese to accomplish a goal, especially if it has anything to do with naked women and sex.

Porn Capital of the World: San Fernando Valley, California, USA
Nearly 90 per cent of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley – aka “Porn Valley”, “San Pornando Valley” or “Silicone Valley”.

On Your Knees: Austria
80% of women in Austria perform oral sex. Japanese men lose out as only 1/4 of Japanese women actually like to satisfy their men’s oral urges.


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Preston Waters

Preston Waters

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