The 11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick

The 11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick
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Finding the right girl to spend the rest of your days with is more than a difficult task. As you get older, you start to realize there are more f*cking crazy bitches out there than you ever imagined. The girl you pick up at the bar is always fine for the one-night stand, but what about the girl for the longer journey? The girl you’re gonna stay up with and hang out with on Sunday afternoon?

There’s a rare breed out there that will always be down for a Seth Rogen film and McDonald’s breakfast at 5 a.m.; she will become better friends with your bros than you and will always be there with a lighter, she’s your neighborhood stoner chick. If you haven’t met one yet or are still not sure, here’s the 11 reasons why you should date a stoner chick. (Preferably, her name will be Mary Jane.)

When You Don’t Have Bud, She Will

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She Understands That Sex Is Better With A Bong

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 She Wants To Do Stupid High Activities With You

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She Understands More Than Your Average Chick

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 She’s Low Maintenance And Will Gladly Stay In With You

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She Understands When You Just Need To Get High

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She’s Down To Stay Up Until 5 A.M. Just To Get McDonald’s Breakfast

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She Knows How To Use Her Tongue

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She’s Just As Upset As You When You Run Out Of Bud

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She Gets You Sick Presents

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She’s Your Best Friend

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Lauren “LMoney” Martin grew up with one goal: to be the first woman engineer. Upon finding out there already were women engineers, and unable to pass Calc 1, she chose to study the beautiful and honorable art of advertising. After advertising proved uninspiring, she attempted a career in acting which was over before she could get on stage. And when she failed at everything else she decided to become a comedy writer.

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