The 11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick

The 11 Reasons Why You Should Date A Stoner Chick
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Finding the right girl to spend the rest of your days with is more than a difficult task. As you get older, you start to realize there are more f*cking crazy bitches out there than you ever imagined. The girl you pick up at the bar is always fine for the one-night stand, but what about the girl for the longer journey? The girl you’re gonna stay up with and hang out with on Sunday afternoon?

There’s a rare breed out there that will always be down for a Seth Rogen film and McDonald’s breakfast at 5 a.m.; she will become better friends with your bros than you and will always be there with a lighter, she’s your neighborhood stoner chick. If you haven’t met one yet or are still not sure, here’s the 11 reasons why you should date a stoner chick. (Preferably, her name will be Mary Jane.)

When You Don’t Have Bud, She Will

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She Understands That Sex Is Better With A Bong

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 She Wants To Do Stupid High Activities With You

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She Understands More Than Your Average Chick

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 She’s Low Maintenance And Will Gladly Stay In With You

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She Understands When You Just Need To Get High

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She’s Down To Stay Up Until 5 A.M. Just To Get McDonald’s Breakfast

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She Knows How To Use Her Tongue

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She’s Just As Upset As You When You Run Out Of Bud

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She Gets You Sick Presents

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She’s Your Best Friend

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