Calvin Harris Stripped Down For Sexy Pic And Officially Broke The Internet

Calvin Harris: Still super hot, still bumming everybody out.

It's GUYZ WEEKEND for Calvin and his friends and, like it or not, there are no pants to be found for miles and miles.

During a recent boys-only vacay, presumably to celebrate his newly single-and-hating-it status, Calvin Harris & Co. stripped down to their Speedos and posed v casually on a fountain.

Calvy's exhibitionist pic arrives on the heels of a confoundingly arousing photo shoot starring ex Taylor Swift's new boyf Tom Hiddleston's dick shadow.

Emil Nava, music video director and Calvin's group-trip-level friend, posted the Speedo pic on Instagram and followers said, “YES, PLZ.”

Embarrassing as the photo is, Calvin is an undeniably sexy hunk of Scottish man steak.

To quote his song "Awooga,"

Boonce boonce boonce boonce-boonce, boonce boonce boonce boonce-boonce, boonce boonce boonce boonce-boonce, boonce boonce boonce boooonce, BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOONCE-BOONCE, BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOONCE-BOONCE, BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOONCE-BOONCE, BOOOONCE BOOOONCE BOONCE-BOONCE-BOONCE-BOONCE

Could not have said it better myself, Cal.

*dabs lusty sweat off my creepy face*

Citations: Holy Speedo! See Calvin Harris Bare (Almost) All in Photo From Post-Breakup Guys Day (People)