Why Carrie Bradshaw Is The Worst Thing To Happen To TV And Women

Why Carrie Bradshaw Is The Worst Thing To Happen To TV And Women
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People need to re-evaluate their role models. WHY in the name of all that is holy are people trying emulate Carrie Bradshaw? Let’s be honest for a second, besides the fact that she’s a p*ssy… she is ugly. Ever hear of a thing called hair relaxing or a straightener? Nobody is trying to get into the sack with someone who looks like they just had their finger shoved in an electrical outlet.

First off Carrie, there is no way in hell your sappy little love articles are allowing you to live in an Upper East Side apartment. I put out more articles than you on a daily basis and I can barely afford to live in Midtown East.

I understand Mr. Big is all hot, powerful and wealthy, but he is a huge doucher. WHY would you ever pass up Aiden, let alone cheat on him?! He is hot and actually gives a sh*t about you. If I could get away with looking as awful as you do in every episode and still bang someone that looks like that, I would never let him go. Everything you write about in your column exposes how hypocritical your actions were in this situation.

Enough about her looks because as a society were “supposed” to be concerned with people’s personalities. Do Carrie’s characteristics make up for her unfortunate looks? No. She is a whiney little b*tch, no wonder Big left her at the alter. Who the hell wants to deal with that kind of head case for the rest of their lives? “But if you love someone and break up, where does the love go?” Shut the hell up Carrie, go drink 3 cosmos and smoke a j with a beautiful stranger. Still wondering where the love has gone? I think not, since your attention will be focused on the immense amount of chicken wings you’re about to consume.

Apart from being a whiny little snoot, you are somewhat a stalker. Who in their right mind would stalk down their EX-boyfriends EX-wife? An asylum patient that’s who. Do you not understand the concept of whoever cares less wins??!??! Stop acting so desperate with Big; men love a chase, give him one and maybe you’ll secure him.

Carrie may have to be one of television’s most self-obsessed characters. What is so appealing about being a financially irresponsible, overly dependent and desperate woman? Do people actually look up to her? Stop prancing around the streets of NYC like some doe-eyed schoolgirl, you are not impressing anyone.

If you want to look up to anyone on the cast of “Sex & the City” you should be admiring Samantha. Sure she may be a slut, but she could care less. She’s independent and goes after what she wants no matter what obstacles stand in her way. She doesn’t care about labels or the opinions of others and this is why she is so successful.

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Ashley comes to Elite Daily from the happiest valley in State College, Pennsylvania. She was born and raised between New York and South Florida, but spent the most fun years at Penn State. Her time spent there proved you can have the best time of your life by doing things you can't remember while simultaneously pursuing a political science degree. She divides her time between binge-watching “Entourage,” giving unwanted opinions and convincing herself that she will one day marry Dwyane Wade. For more unadulterated fun follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @Disco_Infern0.

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