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Amanda Bynes Returned To Twitter After 6 Months And People Are Freaking Out

First, Trump took the presidency.

Then, the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

Next, Lemonade lost the Grammy.

Now, Amanda Bynes is back on Twitter.

Amanda galloped back onto the social media site like the fourth horseman of the apocalypse, ready to defend herself against user @PersianLa27.

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Twitter


The former Nickelodeon star has been on a Twitter hiatus since August 2016, but returned to dismiss rumors she runs an account claiming to be the “authentic” Amanda.

Amanda Bynes Tweet

Twitter

Amanda Bynes Tweet

Twitter


Imposter Amanda put up a fight, but ultimately conceded to the queen of bizarre tweets.

amanda bynes tweets

Twitter

amanda bynes tweets

Twitter

Thank baby Jesus and hallelujah. Amanda’s twitter persona is sacred, even if she insisted on deleting her boldest takes long ago.


Remember when she tried to order a hit on her love tunnel, but Drake wasn’t available?

Amanda Bynes Tweet

Twitter


Or when, just FYI, she fetishized all black men, just FYI?

amanda bynes twitter

Twitter


Or when she tried to order lunch, because Twitter is the Seamless of Twitter or whatever?

amanda bynes tweets

Twitter


Or when she celebrated Judaism (Baruch Hashem!)?

amanda bynes twitter

Twitter

Don’t get your hopes up regarding Amanda’s full-time return to Twitter. According to her August updates, the actress is still working her butt off at FIDM in attempt to abandon show business for a career in fashion.

As much as we all love Amanda’s online presence, we need to let her follow through on her academic pursuits and become Amanda Bynes: Fashion Person, Or Whatever It’s Called.

Imagine the clothes Amanda will make. Imagine the sunglasses (so big!). Imagine the wigs (what a colorful collection!). Imagine the face jewelry (it sparkles in the sun like waves on the ocean!).

A future without Amanda’s imprint on the fashion world isn’t a future I want to live in and, if you respect yourself and your sartorial potential, it shouldn’t be a future you settle for, either.

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Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand
Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

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