Amy Schumer's Story Of Giving Her BF A Blowjob Proves She's Just Like Us
I don't know about you, but I love a good blowjibber.
I mean, who doesn't, right?
All guys love receiving them, and plenty of women really enjoy giving them, which is why Amy Schumer's story about giving her boyfriend, Ben Hanisch, a blowjob is the most relatable anecdote ever.
The 35-year-old comedian, actress, writer and producer lights up the cover of British Glamour's May issue, but where she really sizzles is in the story she told the magazine during an interview.
Recounting a particular instance where she was giving her boyfriend, Hanisch, a blowjob, Amy Schumer said,
I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing. I'm happy, but obviously I was like, 'Fuck you!'
Hey, not every blowjob experience is going to be a 10 out of 10, right?
WE'RE ALL HUMAN!!!
Amy Schumer didn't stop there, though. The 35-year-old continued to talk about her relatable blowjob experiences.
She said,
When I'm down there, if it's more than a minute, it's his birthday or something... But this morning it just happened — and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop.
On a more serious note, Amy Schumer also spoke about just how awesome her boyfriend, who moved from Chicago to NYC to live with her, is.
She said,
He's very protective of me. Like, not overprotective, but if someone's taking pictures of me or filming in a restaurant, he'll start taking pictures of them. He's really cool; it's not a problem to be around any of the sorts of people who are at these events. He takes it all in his stride. But when I say, 'Shall we get out of here?,' he's like, 'Yes!' I'm so lucky that I met him. And he hadn't seen any of my work before we met…
The "Snatched" star also opened up about her life and career to date.
She said,
No, I did not ever want to be famous, honestly. It didn't occur to me until it was already happening. The fame aspect is not something that appealed to me at all. And I was really kind of terrified of it. I wouldn't trade it to wait tables or whatever. I live my life; I'm grateful for everything. It's mostly just really annoying.
Schumer continued,
I'm conscious for the people I'm with. Now when I go outside, I get photographed by the paparazzi. I'm not to the level of some people some actresses where it's constant tabloids, but it's enough that it's really uncomfortable.
Keep crushing life, Amy!
Citations: Amy Schumer's Oral Sex Story Proves How Normal Her Relationship With Ben Hanisch Really Is (E! News)