The Great Debate: Justin Timberlake Vs. Leonardo DiCaprio
For more than a decade, these two heartthrob heavyweights have dominated the entertainment industry. From Titanic to Nsync, we have grown up envious of attention Timberlake and Dicaprio demand. Notorious for their careers being as successful as their love lives, these two bachelors have had some of the most stunning women we’ve ever seen hanging off their arms.
An epic battle is being waged between these two gentlemen. Who is the bigger ladies man in Hollywood? We’ve dissected some of their past hook ups and lovers to see truly who is more inclined to attract the finest women this planet has to offer.
TV Starlet
Olivia Munn (Timberlake)
Blake Lively (DiCaprio)
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Winner: Justin Timberlake – Leave the gossip girl at home. We prefer the exotic beauty over the typical blonde any day.
The Washed-Up Sex Symbol
Carmen Electra (DiCaprio)
Britney Spears (Timberlake)
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Winner: Justin Timberlake – Britney, we don’t know how terrible music your gets or how many times you buzz your head. You remain at the top of every 20s something male across the world. We haven’t stopped fantasizing about you since we heard Baby One More Time. Just don’t be offended if we make you wear the school girl get up to bed.
The A-lister
Cameron Diaz (Timberlake)
Demi Moore (DiCaprio)
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Winner: Tie – We’ve wanted these two women since Diaz was starred in The Mask and we got the glimpse of Moore’s goods in Striptease. We love both of these women equally as they’ve become so much more gorgeous as they’ve gotten older. Any woman who can make it through Hollywood, age gracefully, and still manage not to uncover a sex tape is a woman we could only dream of being with.
The Divorced Woman
Scarlett Johansson (Timberlake)
Kate Moss (DiCaprio)
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Winner: Timberlake – We would take Scarlett Johannson over Kate Moss without question. Not only is Scarlett exponentially more attractive than Kate, but no one would want the negative PR and baggage that would come along with the emaciated wafer-like body of coke binging fiend, Kate Moss. That ghastly figure was partly responsible for promoting negative images on what a woman’s figure should be throughout the 1990s.
The Diva
Alicia Keys (Timberlake)
Mariah Carey (DiCaprio)
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Winner: DiCaprio – Although she married Nick Cannon (for reasons we are still unsure of), we still love Mariah. What’s not to love about her career? If we’re dating a diva we need a little bit of craziness.
The Wild Card
Jessica Biel (Timberlake)
Paris Hilton (DiCaprio)
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Winner: Timberlake – Oh, Leo, you were doing so well in life. This is the ultimate fail. Not all the supermodels in the world can make up for dating the queen of all hookers. Touching Paris Hilton is considered a fatal error to the Elite. To give some credit, a few of our colleagues have dated Paris, but this is something none of them walked away proud of.
The uncontested winner in this age old comparison is our good man, Justin Timberlake. Not only is he our favorite pop artist besides Bruno Mars, but he is able to to draw in the most beautiful women from a variety of backgrounds. We applaud Mr. Timberlake on his accomplishments and look forward to his future endeavors. We hope you’ve learned a lesson–don’t touch Paris Hilton.
Elite.
