With Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding rumors hitting the internet like a ton of bricks, a number of media sources have been speculating the probabilities that the far overdue couple finally tie the knot.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, Brad and Ange are set to finally tie the knot at their amazing chateau in the south of France and judging by the extensive renovations on their French home, they’re definitely gearing up for something.

And HollywoodLife.com have gone one step further to reveal ALL the wedding details, including location, menu’s, drinks, presents, bridesmaids…everything!

The couples French Chateau has its own Romanesque chapel, where the couple plan to exchange vows. A grand reception hall has also been added to their home with a motorcycle track, just in case Ange fancies a ride on her bike on the day. Guests can also apparently walk around 20 beautiful water fountains, aqueducts and a stream that runs through hidden tunnels and into a moat and ornamental lake.

Meanwhile, the guests will apparently sip on the finest of wines, which will include white wine called Lady jane, a red called Natouchka and award-winning rose, Pink Floyd.

The menu will consist of an organic menu of meat and fish that includes local garlic, marjoram and a Provencal herb called sarriette – which will all be munched down by a guestlist that includes the likes of Matt Damon, Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Tom Cruise.

As speculation swirls, the Mayor this small French town has become infuriated with the press attention.

“I don’t know who they are. It’s nonsense. I’ve had 50 phone calls and I am telling everyone to get lost because this is tiresome and irritates me. I am going to pursue them (the tabloid) for misleading statements.”

Nice cover up. I wonder how much they paid him off to keep it under wraps.

Elite.