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10 Celeb Breakups That Were Much More Shocking Than Brad And Angelina

RIP Brangelina. Your breakup is sad, but also not like super sad.

In case you somehow missed it, today is the first day in 12 years Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not a couple. It's a sad day, but a day I think we can all admit is at least a few years overdue.

It just all seems kind of expected. Obviously, divorce is a serious and terrible thing, but Brangelina was never really that serious in my mind and that is hindering my ability to view this as a terrible development.

He's too much of an oddball and she is the literal definition of “aloof.” It's like watching kids do weird food things like dunking donuts into chicken soup and then being shocked the flavor didn't work out.

Yeah! No duh, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt didn't work! Those two goofs were doomed from the get-go.

We'll be fine. There have been worse breakups out there, everybody! There have been breakups that have made me sincerely say things like “Glad to hear the concept of love is dead!” and “I never want to be awake anymore!” and “America isn't the greatest country in the world!”

Let's take a depressing walk down memory lane real quick and remember some breakups that ACTUALLY meant something.

Each one of these was significantly worse than whatever Brad and Angelina are going through right now.

I'll give you a quick sec to grab some Kleenex and an entire case on Ben & Jerry's.

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

U.S. actor Tim Robbins kisses his partner actress Susan Sarandon at the ceremony where he was honored with a star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, California October 10, 2008. Robbins was the 2,371st celebrity to be honored with a star on the Walk of Fame. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES) - RTX9EXN


Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton

Country artists Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert arrive at the 57th annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles, California February 8, 2015. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - TAGS: ENTERTAINMENT) (GRAMMYS-ARRIVALS) - RTR4OQLO


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

Combo picture of singer Chris Martin of Coldplay performing during a concert as part of their "Viva La Vida" tour in Barcelona September 4, 2009 and actress Gwyneth Paltrow posing during the premiere of her film "Iron Man" in Berlin April 22, 2008.


Kermit and Miss Piggy

Muppet characters Miss Piggy (L) and Kermit the Frog pose during a photocall promoting the movie 'The Muppets' in Berlin, January 18, 2012. REUTERS/Thomas Peter (GERMANY - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY) - RTR2WG5A


Will Arnett and Amy Poehler

Actor Will Arnett (L) and his wife actress Amy Poehler arrive at The Trevor Project's "Trevor Live" fundraising dinner in Hollywood December 4, 2011. The Trevor Project provides crisis intervention and suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender young people under the age of 24. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY) - RTR2UUXY


Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston arrive at the 56th annual Primetime Emmy Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, in this September 19, 2004 file photo. Jennifer Aniston filed for divorce on March 25, 2005 from Brad Pitt, some two and a half months after Hollywood's golden couple announced they were separating, court papers in Los Angeles showed. REUTERS/Kimberly White/Files SV/PN - RTR6400


One Direction

One Direction sits onstage.


Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Cast member Gavin Rossdale and his wife Gwen Stefani pose at the premiere of "The Bling Ring" at the Director's Guild of America (DGA) theatre in Los Angeles, California June 4, 2013. The movie opens in the U.S. on June 14. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT) - RTX10C4T


Reba McEntire and Narvel Blackstock

Country singer Reba McEntire and her husband Narvel Blackstock pose on the red carpet as they arrive ahead of the 37th Annual Kennedy Center gala dinner at the U.S. State Department, in Washington, December 6, 2014. This year's show will toast actor Tom Hanks, recording artists Sting and Al Green, ballerina Patricia McBride, and actress Lily Tomlin, "for their lifetime contributions to American culture." REUTERS/Mike Theiler (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT POLITICS) - RTR4GZKJ


Ben Affleck and Jen Garner

Actor Ben Affleck and his wife, actress Jennifer Garner arrive at the 2014 Vanity Fair Oscars Party in West Hollywood, California March 2, 2014. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok (UNITED STATES - Tags: ENTERTAINMENT)(OSCARS-PARTIES) - RTR3FYTG


RIP: the concept of love.

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Eitan Levine


Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...

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