Britney Spears Dropped A Music Video With Tinashe And It's Seriously Sexual

Britney Spears WILL make that comeback happen, dammit, whether you want her to or not!

In this vein, the 34-year-old pop princess dropped a brand new music video on Friday, and it features 23-year-old singer Tinashe.

The song is "Slumber Party," off Britney's ninth studio album Glory, which came out back in August.

This is the second Britney video to come out of that album, the first being for the single "Make Me," which dropped three weeks before the album release.

The "Slumber Party" video goes pretty classic Britney at first — straight sexy — but then it takes a turn that can only be described as Very Gay.

Trust me, I am not complaining about this. In fact, I'm delighted. Allow me to walk you through my process of watching this video.

First, Britney rolls up to a crazy mansion party in a sexy red dress.

Does anyone else think that's the same set from Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"?

She locks eyes with a generic handsome man across the room.

So far so normal.

Then Britney starts rolling around on a couch by herself.

Again, still pretty normal.

Then Tinashe shows up and also rolls around on the couch by herself.

And then, outta NOWHERE, Tinashe and Britney are rolling around on this couch together.

Suddenly it gets VERY gay VERY quickly.

LOOK AT WHERE TINASHE'S HAND IS! SHE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE BOOB GRAB.

Don't try to tell me this isn't gay. Tinashe literally goes down on Britney.

I'm just...I'm just so happy, you guys.

The man from earlier is all but forgotten about, expect for this part where Britney licks up a puddle of milk and he looks grossed out.

Guys. Milk. Breasts. CAN YOU SAY METAPHOR?

But it's clear who the real couple of this video is.

God bless Britney Spears and Tinashe.