I Can't Afford Rent, But ‘Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Makes $544,000 Stripping
First off, f*ck you Farrah Abraham.
According to the Huffington Post, the teen mom-gone-pornstar racks in over half a million dollars for stripping.
I seriously think men paying over $500 for her dances are ripping themselves off, but that's just my personal opinion.
After working as a cocktail waitress at Palazio Gentlemen's Club in Austin, Texas, Abraham started dancing to make more money. The best part? It was all for “research.”
What kind of research is this? How can I get in on it? Seriously, I will settle for $1,638 so I can get a jump start on next month's rent. Actually, tack on a few more hundred so I can also afford to eat.
She claims this is just “job shadowing” and compares it to what Jennifer Aniston did when researching her role as a stripper.
First of all, there is no platform WHATSOEVER where Abraham should compare herself to the flawless Aniston.
Secondly, she claims this is how she gets the intel to write her books and movies. Movies… aka porn…
I've seen her porno and, believe me, I was not impressed. Paris Hilton's Iraq-inspired night vision quest was more impressive.
But apparently, Abraham is receiving $544,000 to dance as part of Palazio Gentlemen's Club's Celebrity House Feature, which begins August 22.
Maybe this is the closest thing to a celebrity Austin is going to get, but come on now, don't you know any better?
I am utterly appalled. If anyone needs me, I'm going to be busy conducting “research.”
H/T: Huffington Post, Photo Credit: WENN
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