Exxxotica Expo 2013

Farrah Abraham Gets What She Deserves From Charlie Sheen

Exxxotica Expo 2013
Colby Eis

Charlie Sheen is absolutely furious that “Backdoor Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham leaked their private text messages and now in true Charlie Sheen style, he has sent out an epic tweet completely ruining her.

But that’s why we love him. He has tiger blood.

Charlie lets it all out in his message to Farrah, with the best line calling her a “desperate guzzler of douche agua.”

Check out Charlie’s amazing message to the wannabe porn star/social climber:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

Please excuse me while I go die of laughter.

Charlie Sheen – 1

Farrah Abraham – 0

Photo credit: WENN

Colby Eis

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