We all remember when Chris Brown beat up his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna a while back. We can also remember how instead of being sent to jail like a normal person, the celebrity was assigned a shitload of hours of community service.

Even though there were photos taken of Brown picking up trash, he apparently didn’t do anywhere near the amount of work he was supposed to do, according to the L.A Times. Not only did Brown lie to the court about the hours of manual labor he put in, but these lies are also so obvious that only a complete imbecile would take them seriously.

As part of the assignment, Brown was forced to keep a record of the work he did each day and how many hours he spent doing it.

The nature of some of the tasks he claims to have completed, however, are just a tad unrealistic, especially after the supposed periods of labor were actually investigated by police.

Here are some highlights of the record Brown submitted:

-On March 15, 2012, Chris Brown picked up trash for eight hours while on a private jet headed to Cancun.

-According to the police documentation, Chris Brown completed more than 500 hours of community service at the Tappahannock Children’s Center, cleaning, waxing and stripping the floor. The maintenance man told investigators that the floors had never been cleaned by anyone other than him, and that he never accepted payment for work he didn’t perform. He says that the director never canceled regularly scheduled floor maintenance.

And oh yea, Brown also beat up a guy in a parking lot and threw a chair through a glass window while being interviewed by Good Morning America.

As of right now, it looks like Chris Brown will have to start the 1,400 hours of community service all over again.

Sean Levinson | Elite.