Jason Biggs Rants About The Troubles Of Fame Despite Not Being Famous

Jason Biggs Rants About The Troubles Of Fame Despite Not Being Famous
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If I said that most of the country has been wondering where Jason Biggs has been since the last “American Pie” movie, I’d be lying because nobody really gives a sh*t.

That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have an opinion, though. He recently proved that by writing a heartfelt essay about how it makes him feel uncomfortable when fans recognize him and how he hates the feeling he’s being watched.

Pull it together, Biggs.

He writes:

“Naturally, places with larger crowds will provide the most opportunities for recognition, and therefore are the most anxiety-inducing. But even in places where there are fewer people, recognition is always a possibility. It is this potential for being recognized that is often more stressful than actually being recognized.

It’s like smuggling a joint on an airplane, or sneaking your toy poodle into a grocery store, or driving without proper vehicle registration: you are very much aware of it, even if others aren’t, and there’s that voice in your head telling you you’re gonna get caught. I know when people do double-takes walking by me on a city street, or when people are whispering about me at a nearby table at a restaurant. I can even tell, based on a quick locking of eyes, if they have clocked who I am or not.

At any moment your movements may be watched and analyzed. This is a constant. And despite having had a few years to adjust, it is a very weird and trippy feeling. I imagine it’s something I will never truly get used to. Simply put, it’s an unnatural thing. It’s not normal, by any definition of the word.”

Bro, you stuck your d*ck in a pie for the whole world to see. What did you expect?

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