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Drake Got A (Real) Flaming Skull Tattoo And Everyone Is Roasting Him For It

When I was 20, I got tattooed in the dining room of my sorority house with the silhouette of a bird that kind of just looks like a tiny flag.

The guy who did it wasn’t a tattoo artist per se, but he had a tattoo machine and was looking to fuck up some undergrad skin with birds.

I cannot, given my history with impulsive tattooing, fairly roast Drake for the tat he asked artist Dr. Woo to ink permanently onto his arm.

I GUESS TWITTER WILL JUST HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME!


DRAGGGGGG HIMMMMMMM!!!


VEGETABLE BURRRRRRN!!!!!


SAVAGE VIDEO GAME REFERENNNNNCE!!!!!!!


CHILDHOOD IS FULL OF SMALL DISAPPOINTMENTSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


HE IS TOO OLD FOR THIS KIND OF BEHAVIORRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


COMMIT TO SOMETHING LARGER, DRIZZY, DAMNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that the ruthlessness is out of our systems, we can acknowledge it’s been a tough couple of months for Drake.

He declared his longtime love for Rihanna at the VMAs in August, only to have their relationship catch fire and plummet to the ground as soon as it entered the atmosphere.

He was then linked romantically to Taylor Swift, after introducing her to his mother at his 30th birthday party, and Twitter reminded him, yet again, to consider the fans before he makes such consequential life choices.

Live your life, Drake. Just know we are always obsessively watching.

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Taylor Ortega

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Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand
Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

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