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11 Kardashian Products That Never Became As Big As Kylie Lip Kits

I always root for the underdog, but I never expected Kylie Jenner to be the most popular Kardashian.

Seriously, everything she touches turns to gold. It’s probably because everyone age 15 to 25 kind of wants to be her (including me, TBH).

But trying to be Kylie doesn’t always work out as planned. Remember the Kylie Lip Challenge? Yikes. That was a mess.

I try not to watch these videos because they honestly really scare me.

Now we have the Kylie Lip Kits to help us achieve our King Kylie dreams, but Kylie Cosmetics wasn’t the first — and certainly won’t be the last — product to come out of the famous family.

But before Kris Jenner really mastered the art of turning everything her daughters do into gold, the Kardashians had a plethora of shitty products to prove they’re just normal people (sometimes) and they can make normal people mistakes.

Here are 11 Kardashian products we all completely forgot existed:

1. Khloé and Lamar’s unisex fragrance.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom holding up their Unbreakable bond fragrance

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Khloé and Lamar were the cutest couple on TV once upon a time. Khlo-Khlo and her now ex decided they wanted to come up with the product they both could use, so they made a unisex fragrance and named it “Unbreakable.”

But this perfume (like their relationship) proved to be pretty breakable.

You can buy either edition of the perfume for $8 on Groupon right now. Yes, $8.


2. Kim’s Shape Up Skechers.

Everyone wants a butt like Kim Kardashian, so Skechers made a shoe that promised to give even the flattest of the flat a big-ass booty.

Yeah, right.

Sketchers ended up paying $40 million in a settlement with the FTC because they “deceived consumers by making unfounded claims.”


3. QuickTrim Dietary Supplements.

This technically isn’t a Kardashian product, but Kim and Khloé endorsed it in this cringe-worthy, almost sex hotline-like commercial.

People actually tried it and said the product actually works, but I’m not tryna trust Dollar Tree with my body.


4. Kendall and Kylie’s novel.

Kendall in see through outfit and Kylie with green short hair holding up their book Rebels: City of Indra

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When “The Hunger Games” and “Divergent” were at their peak, Kendall and Kylie wrote a sci-fi young adult book of their own called “Rebels: City of Indra.”

It was ghost written, naturally, and had expectedly mixed reviews, but it’s getting a sequel anyway.

Because, of course it is.


5. Kris Jenner’s memoir.

Kris Jenner in silk leopard print blouse and hoop earrings holds up her memoir

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Kendall and Kylie aren’t the only ones with a book. Kris Jenner also wrote her memoir “Kris Jenner… And All Things Kardashian.”

Notably, neither of the books mentioned above were as successful as Kim’s “Selfish.”


6. Kardashian Prepaid Debit Kards.

Before these Kardashian-endorsed debit cards could even come out, they were taken off the market due to high fees. The product was also scolded for targeting teenagers.

Safe to say I don’t think Kanye would be giving North a Kardashian Kard to pay for her mom’s app.


7. Kardashian Glow tanning lotion.

Everyone wants to be tan like a Kardashian, right??? I never even knew about this product until I saw it lying around in my friend’s car.

She’s from Jersey, but that’s none of my business.


8. The Kardashian Beauty makeup line.

Is it just me, or does nobody really know about Kardashian Beauty?

I see their products every now and then in some stores, but it’s super overshadowed by Kylie’s Lip Kits. I guess there can only be one makeup mogul in the fam.


9. Kim’s jewelry line.

Kim Kardashian crossing her legs in thigh high boots and sits behind her jewelry line

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Kim collaborated with Glamhouse in 2011 to create her own jewelry line.

I am only finding out about this five years later.


10. Kardashian Khaos (it’s a store, apparently).

I’m surprised people actually liked this store. It literally sold overpriced souvenirs with Kardashian’s faces on them…

Unlike their successful predecessor, DASH, Kardashian Khaos only lasted three years before closing down. Makes you think.


11. Rob’s sock line.

Rob’s sock collection always cracks me up for some reason. Kim has her app, and Kylie has lip kits, but Rob? Socks. Rob has socks.

Apparently, Kris was nice enough to sell them at DASH, though.

Socks only a mother could love.

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Arielle Lana is an editorial writing intern at Elite Daily. She also considers herself a bad bitch who just cries (a lot) while listening to Drake.
Arielle Lana is an editorial writing intern at Elite Daily. She also considers herself a bad bitch who just cries (a lot) while listening to Drake.

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