Fred Smoot Arrested For DUI; Then Peed Pants

Fred Smoot Arrested For DUI; Then Peed Pants
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Fred Smoot Arrested For DUI; Then Peed Pants

Former Washington Redskins player Fred Smoot was busted for DUI last December, and to add insult to injury, according to the Washingtonian, he peed his pants in the processing area!

“During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit.”

Wow, I’m not even the one who pissed their pants and I am slightly embarrassed! Obviously it can be tough to control your bodily functions at times…but c’mon!

This dude must have just watched ‘Billy Madison’…but in 2013…Pissing your pants isn’t cool.

Ashton Tyler | Elite.

via Terez Owens 

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