Hulk Hogan Opening ‘Breastaurant’ In Florida

Entertainment • Ashton Tyler • Dec 29, 12:12pm

Hulk Hogan Opening ‘Breastaurant’ In Florida

To kick off 2013, Hulk Hogan is planning to unveil his latest venture, Hogan’s Beach, on a 20,000-square-foot beachfront property on the Courtney Campbell Causeway in Tampa Bay, FL.

According to the Tampa Bay Times, the former wrestler turned porn star says that the new venture is “going to be Jimmy Buffet’s [Margaritaville] times 10; Hooters times 10.”

If this is truly the case, we’ll see you guys there!

The restaurant will feature a mechanical shark ride, which pretty much shits on mechanical bulls. There will be volleyball courts, fire pits, cabanas and tiki huts as well.

Hulk hasn’t ruled out the possibility of there being a reality show based around the restaurant, and says CMT is “very interested,” and that the show would be “Baywatch, Muscle Beach and Cheers all in one.”

Hogan’s Beach— a pedestrian’s paradise!

Ashton Tyler | Elite.

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