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18 Celebrities Who Are Celebrating Chanukkah

Blah blah blah Christmas Cheer blah blah blah yule whatever blah blah blah Tim Allen in “The Santa Clause.” Ugh, boring.

Listen, Christmas is fun or whatever, but it’s overplayed.

Everyone celebrates Christmas. Celebrating Christmas is like enjoying General Tso’s chicken. Of course you like it; everyone likes it. It’s made to be liked.

You get gifts, you hear some stuff about Christ and then you get to eat a large ham or something. Bing, bang, boom.

Minus unpleasant talks with your Trump-supporting relatives, Christmas is an easy yearly event to love.

You know what’s not easy? Chanukkah. It’s eight days long.

Imagine doing Christmas for eight days. Sure, three days in you’d probably be ROLLING in holly jolly cheer, but I guarantee after five days you’ll be praying for a swift and wintery death.

This article is a tribute to all those proud Hollywood Semites who stick it out for all eight days.

NOTE: I fully get that I am now just listing a bunch of Jews and it’s super Schindler-y. Let’s just forget that for a hot second.

1. Seth Rogen

You can ride the “Pineapple Express,” just not on Shabbos.

Seth Rogen

YouTube


2. Natalie Portman

“A long time ago, in a synagogue far, far away…”

Natalie Portman wearing a white dress at the'A Tale of Love and Darkness' film premiere after party

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3. Paul Rudd

Dare I say the goofiest Jew in Hollywood?

Gif of Paul Rudd talking about Las Vegas.

Giphy


4. Mila Kunis

More like “Bad Jewish Moms!”

Cast of 'Bad Moms' ring the Nasdaq Closing Bell, New York, America - 28 Jul 2016 Mila Kunis

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5. Andy Samberg

Everyone knows the island from The Lonely Island is located off the shores of Tel Aviv.

Andy Samberg Connor4Real Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping poster

Universal Pictures


6. Daniel Radcliffe

Can you do magic on holidays or is it like driving a car and turning on the lights?

Cast member Radcliffe arrives for premiere of the film "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in New York

REUTERS/Lucas Jackson


7. Rashida Jones

This is the most Jewish GIF I could find.

Rashida JOnes Smiling

NBC


8. Amanda Bynes

Oy.

Amanda Bynes arriving to court in NYC.

REUTERS


9. Jonathan Cheban

Food God still has to hit Rosh Hashanah services to pray to real god every year.

19th Annual ACRIA Holiday Dinner, New York, America - 10 Dec 2014 Jonathan Cheban, Kim Kardashian

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10. Zack Efron

…and his challah-board abs.

Zac Efron poses after he threw off his shirt as he accepts the award for best shirtless performance for "That Awkward Moment" at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, California April 13, 2014.

REUTERS


11. Dave Franco

It’s only Dave Saturday night to Friday afternoon. Friday night to Saturday afternoon, it’s David.

Dave Franco

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12. Jonah Hill

More like Jewnah Hill.

JOnah Hill in Wolf of Wall Street

YouTube


13. Gal Gadot

This Israeli dynamo was crushing it in the IDF before joining the “Justice League.”


14. Jenny Slate

Marcel The Shell’s proud Jewish mother.


15. Emily Ratajkowski

Emily *tries to pronounce last name* is such an inspiration to the Jewish people.

Emily Ratajkowski posing for a photo during New York Fashion Week in September.

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16. Ezra Miller

There aren’t many Jews *takes off cool sun glasses* better than Ezra. *”CSI: Miami” music plays*

Eza Miller smiles in collared shirt at premier

REX/Shutterstock


17. Adam Levine

He’s actually my cousin.

Adam Levine lookin' shady on the red carpet.

Shutterstock


18. Scott Disick

The second Kardashian Universe member on the list.

Scott Disick thinking

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Happy Chanukkah, you beautiful chosen people!

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Eitan Levine

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Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...

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