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John Mayer Wants You To Spend $160 On His Beaded Necklaces

Hahahahahahahahhahah, OK. Good luck with this one, John Mayer.

For some reason, when celebrities get big by doing one thing, they think it gives them the ability to do some other thing completely unrelated to that first thing — like reality stars getting music careers.

Of course, these all fail, and John Mayer is about to learn that the hard way when he realizes nobody wants to buy $160 worth of necklaces from the guy who called our bodies “Wonderlands” #IMNOTA6FLAGS.

The 38-year-old singer and former Taylor Swift beau is making a run at the jewelry business with a series of remarkably high-priced products for mega-fans to throw their hard earned money at.

 

John Mayer's jewlery

Johnmayer.com

OK, John. Sure.


Neckwear not a thing you’re into? Don’t worry, Johnny has your back.

John Mayer's jewlery

Johnmayer.com

Oh yeah! I forgot to mention John Mayer is also in the high-end mini-purse game.

Actually, Johnny’s retail store is full of the most bizarre series of John Mayer-branded chachkies.

Seriously, look at this stuff.


This is a John Mayer duffle bag.

john mayer dufflebag

Johnmayer.com


These are John Mayer lyric patches and lapel pins.

john mayer patches

Johnmayer.com


This is just a straight-up John Mayer plaid shirt

john mayer shirt

Johnmayer.com


This is a John Mayer wine tote, a thing I didn’t know was a thing to begin with.

john mayer wine tote

Johnmayer.com


This is an awful John Mayer hat being sold next to a really nice John Mayer mug.

john mayer hat and cup

Johnmayer.com


These are John Mayer logo beads. I don’t know what this product even is.

john mayer logo bead

Johnmayer.com


John Mayer also sells a wide belly stone mug.

John Mayer mug

johnmayer.com

 

This dude has got like 50 different ceramic mugs on his website. He’s a walking Williams-Sonoma with a guitar and probable STIs.


Fun fact: Of course John Mayer’s website is one big Tinder profile.

john mayer's website

johnmayer.com

Best of luck to you and your branded lapel pins, John Mayer.

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CITATIONS Mashable
  1. Mashable

    were so proud of jewelry designer john mayer

Eitan Levine

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Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...
Eitan Levine is a New York City based comedian and writer covering trending news for Elite Daily. He is also a weekly performer at The PIT and Magnet Theater in New York and the founder/co-host of “Who Won The Internet?”, which airs weekly ...

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