Kate Upton Drops The Cat Daddy

Kate Upton Drops The Cat Daddy
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God she is beautiful, but the idiocy compels us. Nonetheless, a few of the men in the Elite offices would be more than willing to give up their firstborn children to spend a ravishing 12 minutes with her.

However, the unsuspecting should approach with caution as her goodies may be the equivalent to the second coming of the Kardashian Kurse. We’ve all witnessed Mark Sanchez crash and burn as a result of his late nights with Miss Upton.

What the hell is the cat daddy? And how much time has she been spending at Greenhouse to have it down so well already?

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