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Khloé K Picks Out Sisters' Best Features To Build The ‘Perfect Kardashian'

In case you needed a reason to lie awake in terror at night, picture this: a cut-and-pasted-together Kardashian sister, a la Frankenstein's monster.

Isn't that just horrifying?

This terrible image is brought to you by none other than Khloé Kardashian, who, in a blog post on her app on Wednesday, created the “perfect Kardashian sister” by splicing together her favorite physical attributes of each of her sisters.

Uh… Khloé… I'm pretty sure that's the plot of “Frankenstein.”

I guess Khloé's never seen how that movie ends.

The 32-year-old reality star went ahead and visualized what her Kardashian monster would look like.

First, she chose Kylie Jenner's eyebrows and eyes.

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close up of kylie jenner's eyes


In her blog post, Khloé wrote,

Kylie has great eyes and eyebrows.

For the nose, she went with Kendall Jenner's.

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close up of kendall jenner's nose


Khloé said that she thought Kendall had “a super cute nose.”

She wrote,

She hates it, though, which I think is crazy.

The mouth and hair for this monster would come from Kim Kardashian.

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close up of kim kardashian's lips


Kind of a slap in the spliced-together face to Kylie's lips if you ask me. But, hey, I've never built a new human being from the pieces of old human beings, so what do I know?

Finally, Khloé chose Kourtney Kardashian to lend this creation a chin.

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close up of kourtney kardashian's chin


Khloé wrote,

I think Kourt has a really good chin. Her jawline — I like that whole thing.

Khloé didn't give a body for this monster, so take comfort in the knowledge that you could at least out run a disembodied Kardashian head.

The finished product would look roughly like this.

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(Just imagine Kim's hair over that. Sorry, my Photoshop skills are non-existent.)

Yep, that's pretty much the stuff of nightmares!

But who knows, maybe this Kardashian will befriend a small child and turn out not to be so bad after all.

Oops, sorry, Kardashian is the name of the creator. I meant to say Kardashian's monster.

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Citations: Khloe Kardashian Builds the ‘Perfect Kardashian Sister' (Us Weekly)

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