Kim Kardashian’s Makeup Artist Had To Touch Up Her Booty For Her VMA Look
Look away, Kanye West. No, seriously… you do NOT want to see this so wear your famous shades, except cover those slits with your hands.
Mario also took to Instagram to post some BTS pics, and honestly… he really gets all up in that booty.
Whoa, did you just feel that earthquake, Los Angeles? Oh, never mind. It was just Kanye punching his fist through a wall in a rage of pure jealousy.
In fact, he captioned the picture below, writing,
You thought I only worked on the face?
Basically, what he’s trying to say is “Hey, haters, I get to put my mitts all over KiKi’s legs so how do you like them apples?”
Apparently, his work involves the medical condition of hyper thigh-roidism. OK, I’m sorry that was a stretch.
OK, now he’s just straight-up massaging Kim Kardashian’s thigh.
If you’re praying on behalf on Kimye’s crumbling marriage for these pictures to stop, I wouldn’t scroll down more.
Wait, you’re continuing to scroll, aren’t you?
Damn it! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SCROLLING DOWN? YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.
So many questions: Why is her tongue out? What are they laughing about? Where is Kanye? Can someone call Kanye?
Of course, I’m just joking. Mario is just doing his job and following his orders.
It’s not like I’m saying his single or even double-handedly bringing down Kanye and Kim’s marriage at a very vulnerable moment where everything is up in the air.
No, ha, no, why would I ever imply that?
BACK OFF, MARIO. YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO.
Just kidding, just kidding. We’re totally cool, Mario. Keep doing you, pal.
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