Kourtney Kardashian’s Bathing Suit Proves Khloé Is Her Favorite Sister
If your sister doesn’t wear your name in block letters on her bathing suit she probably doesn’t love you.
WHAT??? IT’S TRUE.
Ask Kourtney Kardashian. ASK her. I’ll wait.
Kourt caught some sun on a yacht in the South of France wearing a black “KHLO $$$$$” bathing suit in honor of her sister Khloé.
The reality star and mother of three is enjoying vacation with Mama Kris Jenner, who opted out of a wearable homage to her middle child but did explore that caftan life.
Whether or not Kris eventually led a drum circle in honor of the goddess of fertility is not quite as vital a detail as how fast she rode that dang jet ski, bay-beh!
Kris’ boyfriend, Corey Gamble, also tagged along for the relaxing getaway.
Kourtney and Kris missed out on the rest of the family’s trip to see the New York leg of Kanye West’s Life of Pablo Tour and his Yeezy Season 4 debut.
Sometimes, though, a mother/daughter cabana retreat is just super necessary.
Work that sexy caftan, Mama Kris. Twirl on your haters in those circus pants, Mama Kourt. If I knew anything about the South of France, I’d say you’re both doing it right.