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Lindsay Lohan Wrote 'Mean Girls 2' And Life Hasn't Been This Fetch Since 2004

by Eitan Levine
Paramount

Lindsay Lohan says she's working on a "Mean Girls 2" script, and holy crap if Hollywood has even the smallest heart they'll make sure this happen.

In 2004, the most important movie ever made hit screens.

It was a social commentary on the lengths the youth of America will go to raise their social currency, how parents deal with their rebelling children and how substance abuse accusations can destroy lives.

I'm talking, of course, about "Mean Girls."

The cultural touchstone has always been viewed as a standalone movie, but *looks around casually and whispers* what if I told you there could be a sequel to the movie TOMORROW? That sound good?

What if I told you that sequel is written by LINDSAY FRIGGIN' LOHAN?

Well, it could very well happen if Hollywood wants it to, as LiLo said she has a treatment of the script ready to go the second someone wants to make the movie.

The reveal came during a CNN Facebook Live in which the 30-year-old actress admitted she's been pushing for the movie to get made.

You can watch the interview here.

She said,

I have been trying so hard to do a 'Mean Girls 2.' It is not in my hands. I know that [the film's writer and co-star] Tina Fey and [producer] Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount are very busy. But I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it.

She continued,

I'd love to have ['Freaky Friday' co-star] Jamie Lee Curtis, Jimmy Fallon in the movie... I have already written a treatment for it. I just need a response. I know Mark Waters, who was the director; he would happily come back.

This feels like the right time to acknowledge the studio has since put out a "Mean Girls" sequel. Although I'm pretty sure if it was a whatever-is-lower-than-a-straight-to-DVD-release release, it doesn't exist.

I doubt it's better than whatever Lindsay cooked up so, Hollywood, please please please please give us the sequel we all deserve.

Citations: Lindsay Lohan Says Shes Written a Mean Girls 2 Treatment (Us Weekly)