Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Blame Lindsay Lohan’s Parents for Lindsay Lohan Being ‘So Screwed Up’

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents Blame Lindsay Lohan’s Parents for Lindsay Lohan Being ‘So Screwed Up’
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Dina Lohan has a very surprising theory as to why her daughter has become such a reckless train wreck. Get this: she believes that it might be because of :gasp: a fucked up household that Lindsay grew up in. Shocker.

“It’s because Lindsay saw her father beat up her mother” Dina said. This differs greatly from Lindsay’s father’s guess of her mother being “the devil.”

In a recent interview with The Daily News, Dina blames Lindsay’s uncontrollable behavior and drug addictions to the abusive treatment her parents displayed at her childhood home.

“Lindsay saw her dad abuse me – that’s why she’s so screwed up…She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems.”

Dina’s most memorable instance of this nature occurred on Valentine’s Day 1990, when, she claims, her ex-husband Michael Lohan raped her while Lindsay and her younger brother Michael, Jr. were asleep.

According to Dina, Michael Lohan showed up in a limo on February 14th “out of jail and on another coke-fueled night,” and forced Dina to have sex with him.

Michael, on the other hand insists that the sex was consensual. He claims that Dina said she was raped after she called him later that night and found out he was indeed with a mistress.

The Daily News confirmed that medical records show that Dina went the ER to report a rape, and that doctors called police and a coalition for abused women in reference to her visit. Why didn’t she press charges? Because Michael was already about to go to jail yet again again for insider trading.

It all makes sense now. Maybe Lindsay is secretly trying to out-do her father’s resume of crimes and misdemeanor’s and look at that, she’s well on her way.

Look for Michael to go to some really fucked up lengths to reclaim his throne in the near future.

Sean Levinson | Elite. 

Photo Credit: Jonathan Pavel/WireImage

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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