Lindsay Lohan Really Wants To Make ‘Freaky Friday’ Sequel, Begs Twitter For RTs
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay.
Girl, you are about to spread yourself too thin on these sequels.
You’re already writing the second-ever “Mean Girls 2” film. There’s no way you’ll have time for more.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? “Freaky Friday” and “Herbie: Fully Loaded” sequels? Sis, you are going to burn yourself out at this rate!
Yes, of course the world needs endless sequels.
Why do you think Hollywood produced original films for so many years? The hope of one day reaching the sweet plateau of remakes and sequels bore some of the entertainment industry’s best work for decades and decades.
But, Linds baby, you are just one woman. You alone cannot engineer the nostalgia express forever while also solving the refugee crisis.
Remember when you visited “The View” and told them all about how you approached Lorne Michaels offering to write the treatment for “Mean Girls 2,” a movie that already exists in television form?
Or the time you told CNN,
I know Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels and all of Paramount [Pictures] are very busy. But I will keep forcing it and pushing it on them until we do it… I would love to have Jamie Lee Curtis and Jimmy Fallon in the movie.
You are clearly already enmeshed in the creative process of completing this masterpiece.
Don’t get distracted and start picking up other big projects like you’re God or Ryan Murphy.
Take the time you need and dedicate all your focus to finishing “Mean Girls 2, Again.” When Oscar season rolls around, you can snatch Emma Stone’s actual wig right off her actual head and wear two wigs on your walk to the podium to accept your actual award(s… there will be multiple).
Trust, “Freaky Friday 2” and “Herbie: Fully Loadeder” will have their moments in the spotlight. It’s up to you, Lindsay Lohan, to make sure each is treated with the care and respect they deserve.
Godspeed, you guardian angel of cinema. Godspeed.
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