If Manti Te’o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From A Brazilian Web Site

If Manti Te’o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From A Brazilian Web Site
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Manti Te’o has been all over the news recently- well, him and his non-existence, fantasy girlfriend Lennay Kekua.

But now that it is well-known that Te’o’s girlfriend was a fake, it may be time for him to find himself another fake girlfriend. Brazilian website Namorofake.com.br can give him just that.

The website offers four separate package deals:

The “Signifier”, which costs an affordable $10 for three comments across a span of three days- just enough so your friends think that you may have actually come across a Brazilian woman somewhere;

The “Ex-girlfriend”- offering you 5 comments within 7 days for one payment of $19;

The “Girlfriend” giving you 10 comments within 7 days, which will most definitely get your friends believing that you have at least had a one night stand with a hot Brazilian; and finally,

The “Virtual Girlfriend”- this is basically the Manti Te’o package- 30 comments for 30 days for just $99 that will leave your friends convinced that you are seeing a Brazilian Bikini model.

In this day an age, with so much of our lives being spent in front of a computer screen or a handheld device, who needs a real girlfriend when you can pretend you have one and instead stick to sleeping with hookers?

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

Photo Credit: Christian Petersen/Getty Images

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson (@MrPaulHudson) has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and a mining startup in Turkey. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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