If Manti Te’o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From A Brazilian Web Site
Manti Te’o has been all over the news recently- well, him and his non-existence, fantasy girlfriend Lennay Kekua.
But now that it is well-known that Te’o’s girlfriend was a fake, it may be time for him to find himself another fake girlfriend. Brazilian website Namorofake.com.br can give him just that.
The website offers four separate package deals:
The “Signifier”, which costs an affordable $10 for three comments across a span of three days- just enough so your friends think that you may have actually come across a Brazilian woman somewhere;
The “Ex-girlfriend”- offering you 5 comments within 7 days for one payment of $19;
The “Girlfriend” giving you 10 comments within 7 days, which will most definitely get your friends believing that you have at least had a one night stand with a hot Brazilian; and finally,
The “Virtual Girlfriend”- this is basically the Manti Te’o package- 30 comments for 30 days for just $99 that will leave your friends convinced that you are seeing a Brazilian Bikini model.
In this day an age, with so much of our lives being spent in front of a computer screen or a handheld device, who needs a real girlfriend when you can pretend you have one and instead stick to sleeping with hookers?
Paul Hudson | Elite.