If Manti Te’o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From A Brazilian Web Site

If Manti Te’o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From A Brazilian Web Site
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Manti Te’o has been all over the news recently- well, him and his non-existence, fantasy girlfriend Lennay Kekua.

But now that it is well-known that Te’o’s girlfriend was a fake, it may be time for him to find himself another fake girlfriend. Brazilian website Namorofake.com.br can give him just that.

The website offers four separate package deals:

The “Signifier”, which costs an affordable $10 for three comments across a span of three days- just enough so your friends think that you may have actually come across a Brazilian woman somewhere;

The “Ex-girlfriend”- offering you 5 comments within 7 days for one payment of $19;

The “Girlfriend” giving you 10 comments within 7 days, which will most definitely get your friends believing that you have at least had a one night stand with a hot Brazilian; and finally,

The “Virtual Girlfriend”- this is basically the Manti Te’o package- 30 comments for 30 days for just $99 that will leave your friends convinced that you are seeing a Brazilian Bikini model.

In this day an age, with so much of our lives being spent in front of a computer screen or a handheld device, who needs a real girlfriend when you can pretend you have one and instead stick to sleeping with hookers?

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

Photo Credit: Christian Petersen/Getty Images

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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