National Enquirer Says OJ Simpson Turned Gay In Prison
Reading through the National Enquirer’s article about OJ Simpson’s new sexual tendencies, whether true or not, is hilarious. The opening line itself is nothing short of classic:
“AFTER nearly five years behind bars, O.J. SIMPSON’s bizarre behavior has some of his close friends worried that the former football great has gone gay!”
But wait — it gets much better.
“He’s like a God to the other inmates,” said the insider. “He prances around flexing his muscles, wearing only a pair of gym shorts.
Perhaps the biggest tip-off that O.J. may now be playing for the other side is his choice of prison companions, according to the source. He says the former ladies’ man hangs out with a group of openly homosexual men known as ‘The Girls.’”
“WHENEVER HE’S LET out into the prison yard, he stays with them,” revealed the insider. “He says, ‘The Girls treat me like I was a king!’
“He claims they flirt with him and even give him massages. Some even call him ‘DJ’ – short for ‘Daddy Juice.’”
Paul Hudson | Elite.
