Rihanna Gave The Nerdiest, Whitest Guy In The World A Lap Dance (Video)

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Oh man, I wish I was this guy. One lucky nerd was taken on stage at a recent Rihanna concert and given a full-on lap dance from RiRi.

Rihanna, of course, is super hot, and this guy has absolutely no idea how to handle her. He has an egregious case of hover hands. He does a super awkward rock ‘n’ roll hand gesture.

And to top it all off, it looks like he goes blind after Rihanna takes his glasses and puts them on herself.

I think the most embarrassing part, though, is when the stage begins to descend. The nerdy white guy and Rihanna disappear under the stage together.

But before they’re both out of sight, the nerd takes the time to sit up and put on his glasses, as opposed to spending that time snuggled up next to Ri.

I mean, come on, guy. You literally will never be this close to a woman this hot ever again. Make the most of it. This poor nerd is a disappointment to nerds everywhere. May God have mercy on his soul.

H/T: The Daily Dot

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