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How To Survive Your Family This Holiday Season According To The Fat Jew

The holidays are never easy.

You’re going to be internally combusting while your uncle and grandfather argue over the state of Trump’s America, your loser cousins debate whether or not Pokémon Go is still a thing and your grandmother asks you repeatedly why you’re still single.

It’s certainly a time to give thanks.

Luckily for everyone, Josh Ostrovsky, aka The Fat Jew, understands this, and he’s here for you during these dark, family-filled times.

The 34-year-old Instagram star and rosé enthusiast just launched a new brand of alcohol, Family Time Is Hard Pinot Grigio, to help you through this holiday season.

After a couple glasses of wine, you’ll have an easier time digesting the fact your uncle “really thinks the country will benefit from a businessman in the White House” and your cousin’s slurred opinion that “honestly, ‘Game of Thrones’ is overrated.”

Last summer, The Fat Jew along with Babe Walker launched White Girl Rosé for the inner YAS QUEEN in all of us.

This year, Josh urges everyone to buy his new wine “because your mom is unbearable, but like, only wants the best for you. And you have to see your weirdo cousin who wears bootcut jeans.”

You’re going to be brutally belittled by your loved ones, whether you like it or not, so you might as well do it with a full glass in hand.

Elite Daily sat down with The Fat Jew to go over some tips for how to deal with your family this holiday season.

Take notes, and have a very happy and spirited holiday season.

What to do when: everyone starts talking about politics.


What to do when: your grandma asks for help in the kitchen.


What to do when: everyone keeps asking you why you’re still single.


What to do when: you’re asked what you’re thankful for.


What to do when: your mom starts to drunkenly cry about how badly she wants grandchildren.


What to do when: your grandpa asks when you’re going to get “a real job.”


What to do when: the wine bottle is empty.

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Stephanie Ironson is the Deputy Entertainment Editor at Elite Daily. She is a Penn State graduate and Hogwarts alum. All puns are intended. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @sironson.
Stephanie Ironson is the Deputy Entertainment Editor at Elite Daily. She is a Penn State graduate and Hogwarts alum. All puns are intended. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram @sironson.

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