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Taylor Swift Was Brutally Mocked For Her Lack Of Rhythm On ‘Family Guy’

Taylor, we love you, but you should probably sing more and dance less.

Last night’s episode of “Family Guy” ripped the songstress apart for her dance moves, and we can totally understand why.

She’s never had an ounce of rhythm in her body, but she does always make the best of it.

Shake it off, Tay. Shake it all off.

OK, OK, that’s enough. I think you get the point: Taylor Swift cannot dance.

According to Refinery 29, last night’s season 12 episode of “Family Guy” compared Swift’s dance moves to an “unattended fire hose.”

Although I hate to admit it, I have to agree.

TAYLOR, I’M SO SORRY.

Taylor swift dancing as cartoon with chris griffen in family guy

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Apparently, during the show, Stewie is a dedicated fan of Taylor’s and pressures his older brother, Chris, to ask her to homecoming.

To his surprise, the singer accepts his offer and goes to the school dance with him. However, he soon finds out Taylor definitely doesn’t have the greatest moves on the dance floor.

Not before long, Taylor does something we’re all way too familiar with: She breaks up with Chris and writes a song about him. *surprise, surprise*

In the episode, her cartoon character allegedly says,

I always do this. I ruin relationships with nice guys and John Mayer just so I can write songs about heartbreak and moving on.

BUUURN.

In Chris’ case, the breakup song written was called “The Boy in the Giant Tux.”

Um, that’s fitting… I guess.

cartoon taylor swift playing electric guitar against background with gross belly

FOX

Maybe poking fun at Taylor’s love life was a little bit much. She’s just looking for love, leave her alone!

But, as far as her dancing goes, I can’t disagree. As a Swiftie from day one, I’ve never looked up to her for her smooth moves.

But, if she really has a “fling” happening with Drake, maybe she should take some dancing lessons from Rihanna.

Just a thought! Again, Taylor, I’m sorry.

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Amanda Fama

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Amanda Fama is a graduate of Ramapo College with a degree in Communications and Journalism. She is a writer, both creatively and musically, and a lover of coffee, live music, cities & wine.
Amanda Fama is a graduate of Ramapo College with a degree in Communications and Journalism. She is a writer, both creatively and musically, and a lover of coffee, live music, cities & wine.

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