Quantcast

Elite Daily

Taylor Swift Fans Thought They Were Getting A New Album, Got A Poster Instead

Taylor Swift's record label needs a little lesson in managing expectations, mmkay?  MMKAY, Universal Music?? MMKAY, TAY???

The secret to managing expectations is specifics.

Yes, you need to keep things vague enough that there's still something to get excited about, but a tweet promising simply “a surprise” Swifties would “not want to miss” might as well read,

TAYLOR'S ABOUT TO DROP AN ALBUM WITH ZERO NOTICE, LIKE BEYONCÉ. JUST TRY KEEPING YOUR COOL. YOU WON'T.

But you did it anyway.


Fans' minds obviously darted straight to the possible rogue release of Taylor's sixth album.


Sadly, Universal's promises were empty, and all the label had to offer was a damn poster.

What… the… hell is this? We don't want this.


Swifties were saddened, but ultimately not too stunned by the let down.


To add insult to injury, the merch is only available to those who purchase one of Tay's album on iTunes and provide proof of the transaction.

UM, BUHSCUSE US? We already HAVE all those albums. We want a NEW album. We want TS6.

We are young and poor, but we're not idiots, for the most part. If you want more of our money, Universal, you're not getting it with the same crap you already sold us.

YES, FINE, THAT'S A REALLY NICE POSTER.

But if you're looking for fresh cash, you'd better give us fresh music, or we're going to make sure that tiny child from “America's Got Talent” burns Tay's career to the ground.

LOL, JK! Give us the album.

Citations: Taylor Swift's Reps Promise A Mysterious Surprise & Fans Are Freaking Out (Refinery 29)

Subscribe to Elite Daily's official newsletter, The Edge, for more stories you don't want to miss.

Taylor Ortega

Subscriber

Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand
Taylor Ortega is a New York based writer and comedian. She performs on Wednesday nights at the PIT and co-hosts "Elite Weekly" on Facebook Live. Buy her a cheese sandwich, please. Insta: carbra_streisand

Why Guys Need To Go On More Man Dates

Comments